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Ward would be such a good mechanic if people actually had to pay the cost or get their spells countered instead of being like "oop sorry didnt remember/wouldnt have done that if I knew"

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@Danidoesmagic

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@Danidoesmagic Yknow like goes hard

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@Danidoesmagic Robot with tongue

Hard

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People who treat magic cards like stocks when their favorite $40 card gets a reprint that will barely change its price

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Reality fracture doesn't come out til October/november...

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I think a lot of magic format discourse wouldn't bother me if there weren't always 60 card fans acting like they're some high and mighty intellectual speaking down to some illiterate lowly subhuman commoner

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@libbysalt This is a fine card

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@basedbinkie Kiss her
Um
Her what
Her f-f-f-

Gulp

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"Done! I think I will call it... 60 card constructed."

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@Lananotdelry Best way to play

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"Done! I think I will call it... 60 card constructed."

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Magic fans when they see something that reminds them of the outside world

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The amount of pizza in Magic has increased exponentially over the past six months.

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@nothing87777 Maybe the real solution is shops should have starter decks for people to play with like when car dealerships let you test drive cars

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@nothing87777 I dont imagine new players will play these decks once and immediately start like storm count spell slingers infinite combos

But theyd slowly get better at the deck and figure out what they do/dont like and experiment from there

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@nothing87777 Idk youre making decent points i just feel like if youre just playing with a friend or two with 2 of these decks these are perfectly fine as like
An introduction to magic or a nice thing to have on hand if someone else is new/playing low power

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@nothing87777 Could this not apply to like all starter decks not just commander

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@nothing87777 Ok nvm you're starting to convince me

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@nothing87777 "Thank god I bought this 60 card pirate artifact draw steal deck I dont understand instead of this 100 card big dino creatures deck I dont understand"

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@nothing87777 No deck can just be bought and instantly learned if you dont know how to play

Thats what the instructions and friends are for