MatthewGiuffre

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I hope as a nation can can all come together left and right, to all apprecate how funny this is https://t.co/3OzVEAIsCF

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

@kepperson16 Junie B Jones has big dick energy

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I’m having a Junie B. Jones kinda day.

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

Biden could never have a relationship with other countries the way MY president has

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

Things that are not FDA approved:

Eating ass

Giving children alcohol because it’s the “blood of Christ”

Anything at Waffle House

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

9/11 documentaries and chill?

[Chadwick, the Lord of Gifts @NotChadwickSnow]

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[Chadwick, the Lord of Gifts @NotChadwickSnow]

The human race peaked creatively when it created The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Everything created after is just filler (excepting Little Shop of Horrors)

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

If anyone wants to break one of my bones so people will sign my cast I’m down

[Chadwick, the Lord of Gifts @NotChadwickSnow]

@bellathorne, @netflix, @RobinhoodApp, whoever wrote Scooby Doo Return to Zombie Island, and, @Twitter. You guys can get fucked as well.

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

Is it too late to make a Christmas card?

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

Please don’t post your Apple Music yearly reviews make a @Spotify account and share those like a decent human being.

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

How’s all the guys who used to pull their paints all the way down at the urinal in elementary school doing?

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

The people who make playlist with 5 different genres are the same people who let all there food touch as a kid

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

Life of Pablo, Ye, and 808s & Heartbreak. He earned it

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

He put out Late Registration and Graduation he already got my vote 🤙

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

Bless all the poor souls who have to scroll through hours of firework snapchats. God’s Speed

[Chadwick, the Lord of Gifts @NotChadwickSnow]

I am confident, had my mother not sold my Beyblade collection when I entered high school, I would be a world champion Beyblader by this point 😩

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

Anyone wanna start a podcast about what color cars go the fastest? The public needs to know and I’m the man to tell them.

[MatthewGiuffre @Giuffre324]

Yeah just thinking about daddies