Giuseppe

palm trees and shit

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Some folks with speakers assume/ want you want to hear their shitty music

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

LinkedIn doesn’t surf

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Sound track to my life is an elite playlist

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Say no. Say no. Say not yet. Say yes. I’ll say no thaaaaank you

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

I have more flavor in my pinky than most in their entirety

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Advice from a child >advice from boomer

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Full time human

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

When did people start facing no name Dj’s at bars like it’s Coachella?

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Slow is Pro

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Slamming Coke classic for breakfast confirms you have other terrible life choices.

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Pay for the room or stay outside

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Australia sounds like a nice place to have a bbq until you find out the cost of beers…a 24 pack of coronas = $70 aud #getfucked

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

In the age of the “expert”. Why provide opinion unless it’s compensated? When people pay, they value.

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Lock in or clock in

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Man, fuck Ai

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Job hunting on LinkedIn is like dating on Hinge when you’re short

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

@shedntcare_ DS

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

Apple files on the iPhone is dumb AF

[Giuseppe @GiuseppeVal]

A name without fame is like fire without flame