Jake Fish

Unqualified Musician in The Bully, SLC, Ut

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@michaelianblack Pervert

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@lrmagnusson Hell yes! Our first show in 7 years.

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Hey, @JeffPassan , where is the article from your colleagues @ESPNNFL shunning the @Chiefs chop and war cry? Did you steal all their high horses?

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@sltrib But he says nice things!!!

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@Kenny_Mayne @minakimes All I’m saying is that when she started playing at Calgary she had a hat size of 6 3/4”. That’s all I’m saying.

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@erinalberty Vick’s makes this shower vapor tablet that just rules! And Mucinex! Those and fresh air made my Covid experience not-so-terrible.

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@JDunnah Who is “Baseball” in this reference? The commissioner’s office? BBWAA? The talk show guys? The fans? My dad?

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@MadisonArm Killer tune, dude!

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@RobertWeirMD Great point, but you know you could go by Bob Weir, right? You’re blowing it, Robert! I mean, talk about a lay up.

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@mcsuggafree Don’t these guys have 100 billion dollars or something?

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@PeterMoylan They make 6-STAR Hotels!?!?

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@rickygervais Thank you, thank you, thank you for this show, @rickygervais ! So much shit out there and y’all lay this beauty on us. So welcomed, so life-affirming, so fucking funny!

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@sltrib But just think of how good we’ll be doing in 6 weeks when we’ve all either already had it or are dead. 🙌

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@nytimes Look, I get that the guy’s a dick, but as for the matter of public health, isn’t he good? I mean, considering that he just had Covid?

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The king

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@BillKristol Hey, if attempting a coup can’t get ya in trouble I’m pretty sure you can go farming with paperwork offenses.

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@derekkitchen That chicken sandwich is so fucking money! Gonna make it a point to patronize y’all this week.

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@USAquarium You gotta play the long game. The deeper I get into #BobDylan the more I love the weird stuff. Y’all ever listen to “Under a Red Sky”? Man, Dylan fans must’ve hated that shit when it came out, but “Handy Dandy”, Man! I say get weird with it, then release Time out of Mind.

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@ochobeeguy @slcmayor Yeah, so what I was sarcastically saying was that masks are stupid, at least in the ways we use them Masking up for an 11-step walk to a table where we then remove the mask for an hour while we eat, drink and converse with strangers. I can’t believe I had to explain that.