Car sex in 1995:
• Parked somewhere quiet
• Climbing into the back seat
• Quick, cramped, clothes still on
• Both a little nervous
• Fix everything and drive home laughing
Car sex in 2026:
NO ONE wants Data Centers. NO ONE wants their cars tracking your every movements. NO ONE wants Flock camera's. So who the fuck is installing them? And why are we just taking it???
If a white woman owned a slave…
And she sold the slave to another white woman…
But that white woman wanted her money back… And the women have a fist fight
Are they the first women to “fight over a nigga” 🤔
I don’t wanna judge schools in New Orleans I’m not grammar police
But please have inaugural picnic flyers… have inaugural all class reunion flyers….
Not 1st annual 😭
If I died…
And I had to be reincarnated as an animal…
I wanna be one the them vacation orangutans that smile and grab titties and flip my lip up and take my shorts off and swing em like Petey Pablo while bbl ladies let me caress em