Gary Herselman.

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Bad Pritt talks frankly about coming unstuck while trying to get Hollywood's duck tapes in a row...

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So, here's a thing:

Story goes that the police walked in on Master X, while he was still busy fucking the person he just killed...

Hey, that's all good clean fun and shit, but explaining why Master X (a few... https://t.co/dpGM3r4UYz

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https://t.co/4G8hvqOAz4

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Yo, Facebook!
Yeah is not a real word, oraait.
The real word is ja!
Fanx.

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Vibrator's doctor produces note proving it actually did have a headache on the night of the murder.

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Therapist over the moon as Rhino Neil finally accepts that is feeling persecuted may not be because he's black.

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HOUSE FOR SALE, by Gary Herselman https://t.co/BcOjpbyvuw

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Another appeal to GuruBook:

Something's suddenly causing the power supply to switch off, when plugged into the laptop...

Got the CMOS battery as a primary suspect, so far, but one of you fuckers knows the real answer...

Spit it out!!!

Please.

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The seven deadly sins have absconded, claiming seven is an unlucky number.

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Today in REASONS TO VISIT GEORGE:

Klaared out of George hospital yesterday and headed for the mall, but saw my gat on the pavement. The boere were there in a flash, picked the old man up, dusted him off and drove him to said mall...

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Death's husband admits he's seen an improvement in her since she got a temporary job with better perks.

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The piece that I favour most, over the last two years or so. Not only because I was involved in its assembly...
Chardonay, you fucking rock man!
Chardonnay, you https://t.co/yJfbSAe1Vg

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Sentimental coathanger weeps upon hearing it has sentimental value.

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Man who shot his leg off, accepts it may have been better to shoot himself in the foot.

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The Kerels, off the Chrome Sweet Chrome album...
Listen or download here: https://t.co/ccOtBrVh24

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BLOW UP, by Chardonay + Herselman https://t.co/yJfbSAe1Vg

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https://t.co/7HrgKPT4p1

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Carlos Guitarlos insists Satana made him do it.

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BLOW UP, by Chardonay + Herselman https://t.co/yJfbSAe1Vg

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Single from Herselman's House for Sale album.
Listen or download here: https://t.co/yJfbSAe1Vg