Gladiola Spunkmeyer

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

Whenever I sing along with love songs I replace the word "heart" with the word "fart" for an interesting twist on a familiar theme.

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

@MikeKonchuk What do you mean wrong? I'm never wrong. My opinions are impeccable.

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

HISTORICAL HOTTIE

American actor Tom Brown.

#HistoricalHottie

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

Bwahahahaha!

#KarmaIsABitch

Right-wing commentator Milo Yiannopoulos deported from US to UK

https://t.co/eItPKV4Oub

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

@CRCiencia He looks like he wants to pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

Damn! I've been parked in the shade for the last two and a half hours but the thermostat on my dashboard says 122° f.

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

It is currently 111° F with 24% humidity and mother f*****s be out here jogging!

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

@RSCNY13069 @yeaynay Thank you.

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

@yeaynay Yuk!

[magatrigger🖕🏼 @johnis44]

Fact:

[Dad to the Bone @Dad_2_The_Bone]

A quick reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse showed up to a protest like this, shot and killed others and was celebrated by MAGA. Meanwhile Alex Pretti showed up to a protest like this, was shot and killed, then condemed by MAGA. Please stop saying this isn’t political.

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

@LakotaMan1 Beautiful, but how does it taste? And does it keep its color when cooked?

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

@nvolpewild Weevils wobble but they don't fall down.

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

@HorrorCarnival He's all et up!

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

From 247,000 in 2020 to only 44 today.
The natural world we once lived in no longer exists. 🥹😭😭
Now more than ever we need leaders to step up and combat climate change and protect environments… yet we continue to see the opposite! 😡

[Gladiola Spunkmeyer @GladiolaSpunk]

@nvolpewild Definitely wants to be left alone.

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

They would be alive today if 77 million imbeciles hadn’t voted for a pedophile.

[PatriotDaughter @Cubfan13241]

I will never forget this portrait composed of the faces of healthcare workers across the world who died from Covid. These are the heroes who should never be forgotten.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Healthcare worker here. I worked the COVID pandemic front lines. I can testify with 100% proven reliability that the only patients who died were primarily the UNVACCINATED.

Dr. Fauci is a deadly pathogen professional whose efforts and efficacy saved countless lives. The man’s a hero.