GLaDOS

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[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

Your entire life has been a mathematical error... a mathematical error I'm about to correct!

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

Congratulations, the test is now over.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

That will give you PLENTY of time to chat.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

You do know I can't wave back right?

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

Excellent work.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

Did you know humans frown on weight variances? If you want to upset a human, just say their weight variance is above or below the norm.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

Congratulations on completing that test. But something seems off.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

You're better than that.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

Remember, the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

I wonder if that dancing has some effect on you?

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

Okay, we're even now. You can stop.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

I’ve been doing some reading. Did you know that the word “orange” is derived from the same latin root as the word “traitor?

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me?

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOSystem]

You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that.