Gladson Sam

The truth may be vital. But without love, it is also unbearable. All opinions personal but retweets do not equal agreement

[Erik Berlin @sferik]

6yo: What’s the biggest number?

Me: There are an infinite number of numbers so there’s no biggest one.

6yo: What’s the biggest number you know the name of?

Me: A googolplex.

6yo: Which is bigger, a googolplex or a googoobazillion?

Me: There’s not a number named a googoobazillion.

6yo: If there are an infinite number of numbers, there must be one named a googoobazillion.

Checkmate.

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

i once worked as a live-in nanny for 3 small kids in hawaii. the parents were burnt out and didn’t really like parenting. they had 2 nannies covering 7am-8pm 7 days a week. the dad worked a few hours a day and the mom didn’t work.

years later i saw the dad had started a blog about parenting and financial independence. in the blog he said that self-employment was important to him bc it allowed him to spend all of his time with his kids. he said that in over a decade of parenting, he’d never so much as hired a babysitter for his kids.

anyway, there’s a good chance ppl trying to sell you some lifestyle thing are lying thru their teeth.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Vacations.'

The word is 'vacations.'

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

My brother is not enjoying this

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

This is drake vs kendrick for republicans

[V F1 @swiftsambi]

Lewis speaks about his tyres degrading and graining. Then to extend his gap to car behind.

That right there. That is F1 heritage.
This is what we need. Good old fashioned Lewis Hamilton tyre lies.

#F1

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

To be clear: this entire thing went off the rails because Zelensky made the catastrophically offensive move of pointing out the reality that Putin broke a ceasefire in 2015 and that when Vance talks about diplomacy, he can’t explain how Putin is a trustworthy partner.

Zelensky simply spoke the truth, which Vance deemed totally unacceptable and offensive because he was trying to “litigate” the issue in front of the press.

And then it unraveled from there. Just wild.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

You hear Costco is great. One friend describes it as a 'shopping Disney World'. You start thinking about it. You have some extra cash. You decide to try it out, you'll save that much money in gas anyway! What's the worst that can happen?--

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

And there it is. Republicans have proposed a $4 trillion debt limit increase.

Four trillion dollars.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Nick Foles from the top rope.

[Jeff Howe @jeffphowe]

Tom Brady was 7-3 in the Super Bowl. He walked off the field in the fourth quarter with the lead in all 10 games.

Patrick Mahomes is 3-2 in the Super Bowl. His two losses were by a combined 40 points.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

You know what’s crazy. The Eagles shoulda beaten the Chiefs twice in the Super Bowl. Also the Chiefs have gotten crushed twice in super bowls. They gotta be the weakest dynasty of all time. #ChiefsKingdom

[BettingPros @BettingPros]

Tom Brady looking for all the folks saying Mahomes is better

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

Don’t ever put Patrick Mahomes in the same breath as Tom Brady. I never wanna hear that again. Some of the takes the last couple weeks were blasphemous.

[Savage @Savageboston]

THERE IS ONLY ONE GOAT.

DONT EVER COMPARE MAHOMES TO BRADY AGAIN

[TatumsWrld @wrldoftatum]

Brady in 10 Super Bowls:
21 Touchdowns
6 Interceptions

Mahomes in 5 Super Bowls:
7 Touchdowns
7 Interceptions

[Adam Best @Arrowhead_Adam]

Typical Chiefs fan: “I really respect the Eagles but the Chiefs are just too clutch. 27-24.”

Typical Eagles fan: “Birds win 687-3 and then we beat the shit outta everyone wearing red in the parking lot.”

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Turn up his mic.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Philly is kicking the ever living shit out of the Chiefs. But I’m old enough to remember Tom Brady throwing a pick 6 in the 28-3 game. We’ll see if Paddy is Tom or not.

[Gladson Sam @gladsonsam]

Is this your GOAT?

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

So Mahomes picked today to play the worst game of his career.