Glamchop

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Because I clicked on one post where someone celebrates having their PIP extended, every second post on my timeline is now about a PIP extension. It’s truly bizarre but not quite as bizarre as the replies making the poster out to be some sort of conquering hero.

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@andrewlawrence Things can only get bitter.

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@sharrond62 I remember power cuts and the three day week under the Heath government 1970-74.

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@Jainadave_ Marry for wealth rather than love.

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@SkyNews One moment she’s in Casualty, the next she’s a Hollywood star. What a career. What a woman.

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The sun is shining and I’m topping up my vitamin D. Hope everyone is having a great day.

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@got_cake Ha! Love this. It’s so true.

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@EssexPR Andy Burnham.

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@InTheTrenchesUK I think you get a Douglas for just turning up, not a Desmond.

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@RosieDuffield1 @AllisonPearson Labour MPs have the emotional intelligence of a lower sixth schoolboy and the sooner they are kicked out, the better.

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@CharlieSimpsonA I understand your point about it being performative but the link between football matches and male violence against women is so strong that even if it only helped one woman, it was worth it.

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@AmeliaMcEhUh @iamiarah_ 💯

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@Prashanz007 @iamiarah_ 95% human, 5% shite.

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@guideforlovers She could just be menopausal.

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@matthewsf27 @TheExtremeMusi1 Roger Stein?

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@KemiBadenoch Dan Burn as Secretary of State for the Falklands?

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@LexiBeaChorlton They cum too quickly.

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@FREofAlbiomb3t Desmond’s was one of the funniest programmes on tv back in the early 90s. Context is everything though.

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@Baddiel Our players aren’t as good as Spain’s. They can’t retain possession. That’s a key difference.