Beastmode Glazer

The real insider of the #Beastmode Fantasy Football League

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#FireHaines

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Who ya got?

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Would never happen if it was a @randyhaines22 🤡 shirt

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Goodell kicking this guy out for wearing a Goodell clown nose shirt. Classic Goodell.

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@beastschefty @itsaQueeno Still salty a week later after losing to @nbair21

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#TraderRy looks to be on life support after a brutal MNF loss and a barrage of injuries. Will he make a big early season trade to change his fortunes?

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@beastschefty @itsaQueeno Anyone on the #TraderRy trade block already?

[Beastmode Glazer @GlazerBeastmode]

We are baaaaaaaack! Key storylines as the season kicks off:
1. @randyhaines22 begins his title defense
2. @drewdorsey31 tries to redeem himself and avoid another #BairGnome
3. Will this be the year @RMCuret aka #TraderRy makes the playoffs?
#beastmode

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Week 1 is here!

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@beastschefty Big Dick Cone keeping MT for $69 #nice

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@beastschefty

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Poor @itsaQueeno

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Why would someone want to steal @beastschefty?

[New York Post @nypost]

Man steals 3-foot-tall, 50-pound dildo from Las Vegas sex shop https://t.co/h85kqHUQCC

[Beastmode Glazer @GlazerBeastmode]

@FieldYates Same for us

[Mike Clay @MikeClayNFL]

Among those removed (but not forgotten) from today's annual @ESPNFantasy FB database purge:

Matt Forte
DeMarco Murray
Darren McFadden
Danny Woodhead
Jeremy Maclin
Eric Decker
Jeff Janis
Jay Cutler
Carson Palmer
Christian Hackenberg
Martellus Bennett
Coby Fleener
Julius Thomas

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@itsaQueeno: 😏

[PFF @PFF]

Christine Michael would not be denied!

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Good sign for Korean aka @JordanDavidC7 this upcoming season?

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

First Parasite. Now this. KOREANS RACKING UP Ws THIS YEAR

[Beastmode Glazer @GlazerBeastmode]

When @randyhaines22 and @nbair21 hear someone else say “this is my year” at the draft

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@beastschefty

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Get a commish who can do it all

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Sorry for the hiatus all, but I’ve been busy hanging with my good friends Sly, Al, and Guy. I promise to come back strong in 2020!

[Sylvester Stallone @TheSlyStallone]

The meeting of the masters. The great Al Pacino meets the great @GuyFieri!!! I really respect these guys.
@JayGlazer