George L Davenport

Geologist. "Why can't we just get along?" -rk

[George L Davenport @GLDPORT]

Yes. Just Do It. Make a difference in this battle against the virus ... with little cost to you. Humanity's collective ability to defeat the virus simply by wearing masks = soldiers at Normandy winning the beach by throwing marshmallows. We are lucky to have such an option.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

“Trump is a fucking traitor. Pass it on.”

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Yes.

[George L Davenport @GLDPORT]

@yazanomarrr .

[George L Davenport @GLDPORT]

Well-Done. Read this.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am a member of the Norwegian Nobel Committee.

There are five of us. Five people, appointed by a parliament most of the planet could not find on a map, who decide, once a year, which human being the world has agreed to call good.

I know. I know. I think about it on the tram.

We meet in a building on Henrik Ibsens gate, a street named after a man who wrote almost exclusively about people discovering they are frauds, which nobody on the committee finds funny except me. There is a room with a long table and the portraits of the dead laureates looking down, Mandela, the Dalai Lama, a great many earnest men in spectacles, and one portrait we do not discuss, which is Kissinger, 1973, awarded while the bombs were still falling, after which two of our predecessors resigned and the satirist Tom Lehrer said political satire was now obsolete. We keep him on the wall. A reminder. Every family has the uncle.

It is October in Oslo, which means the sun gives up around four in the afternoon like a civil servant, and it rains the particular Norwegian rain that isn’t quite falling, just hanging there, judging you. I arrive with wet shoes. I always arrive with wet shoes. There is coffee, because this is Norway and there is always coffee, we drink more of it per person than almost anyone alive, and someone’s wife has sent kanelboller, the cinnamon buns, and we sit, five Norwegians, damp, caffeinated, sugared, and we decide the moral standing of the entire species.

Let me tell you how it actually works, because the world imagines a cathedral and it is, I promise you, a book club with a mandate.

287 nominations this year. 208 people, 79 organizations. Anyone can nominate, that’s the secret nobody understands: a professor, a parliamentarian, a former laureate, so the “nominee” list is meaningless, it’s a suggestion box, and every autumn some congressman nominates his own golden retriever and the press writes “SHORTLISTED.” Nobody is shortlisted. There is no short list the public ever sees. There is us, and the coffee, and the rain, and the portraits, and a Norwegian stubbornness that is older than the prize itself.

We read reports. The institute’s advisers write them, thick dull documents, and we argue. Our chairman told the BBC once that in the final meeting “there is a high temperature.” High temperature, for a Norwegian, means someone slightly raised an eyebrow and then apologized for it. We don’t do high temperature. We do a long silence, and then Kristin says “well,” and everyone knows exactly what “well” meant, and it’s settled. That’s our shouting. “Well.” You’d have to be raised here to hear the violence in it.

Now. This year. I will not say the name, because we never say the name, but you know the name.

A certain head of state wanted this prize the way a child wants a thing in a shop window, which is to say loudly, and in public, and with the full belief that wanting it was itself the argument. He said he deserved it. He said he’d ended eight wars, a number that grew most times he said it, like a fish. He had other heads of state phone us. Israel’s prime minister posted it on the internet, “Give him the Nobel.” The leaders of Cambodia and Pakistan announced they’d nominated him, as though announcing it were part of it, as though we tally mentions. A man flew around the globe collecting endorsements for a Norwegian committee the way you’d collect signatures for a petition to the council about a noisy dog.

And here, uff da, is the detail I treasure, the one that makes me smile into my coffee. The nomination deadline is the 31st of January. He took office on the 20th. So for all the phone calls, all the posts, all the gilded lobbying, the only nominations that could possibly count for this year’s prize were filed in the first eleven days of his term, before he had, by his own arithmetic, ended a single one of the eight wars. He campaigned all year for a prize whose window had shut while he was still hanging up his coat. We didn’t have to reject him. The calendar did. We just watched. Norwegians are very good at watching. We have long winters.

People think we sit there weighing his deeds. We don’t. That’s the thing I can’t make the world understand. We’re not grading his homework. We don’t owe anyone the prize for a ceasefire, however real, however loud the announcement. “He made peace” is not a sentence that ends in a medal, the way he believes it does, the way he believes every good thing ends in his name on it. The will of a dead Swede says the prize goes to whoever did the most for fraternity between nations. A dead Swede, I should add, who made his entire fortune inventing dynamite and selling arms, and spent his last years horrified at his own obituary, which called him a merchant of death, and so bought his way to immortality as a man of peace. The whole prize is one guilty arms dealer’s attempt to launder his name. We are, all of us, administering a dead man’s public relations. I find this clarifying. It keeps me humble. It should keep everyone humble, and it keeps, by my count, no one humble at all.

So who did we give it to?

An eighty-five-year-old woman. A judge. Born in Durban, under apartheid, granddaughter of a Tamil man who came to South Africa as indentured labor, a bus driver’s daughter from the poor Indian quarter, who became the first non-white woman to run a law practice in her province, who defended Mandela’s people when defending them was dangerous, who sat on the Rwanda tribunal and the court at the Hague, and who, at eighty-five, is right now a judge weighing whether a genocide is a genocide. When we told the world, our chairman said the rule of law “underpins the system we have set up to ensure peace,” and that “peace requires justice.” She wasn’t even in Oslo. She was in Nuremberg. In courtroom 600. The actual room where they tried the Nazis. You cannot stage that. God staged that, and God, it turns out, is a better satirist than any of us.

She did not phone us. She did not post. No prime minister demanded it for her on the internet. She had, as far as our deliberations are concerned, the one qualification the loud man could never manufacture, which is that she wanted the work and not the medal. The medal finds those people. It flees the ones who chase it. This is not a rule we wrote. It’s just the only pattern the hundred-odd years of our mistakes has ever shown.

The reaction from across the ocean was immediate. His spokesman posted that we “place politics over peace.” Ja. Perhaps. We’re five damp pensioners in a rainy city; of course it’s political, it was always political, it was political when we gave it to a sitting American president nine months into his first term for the promise of things he had not yet done, and we have been quietly embarrassed about that one for fifteen years, so believe me, we had a particular reason this year to prefer a woman with fifty years of verdicts behind her over a man with eight wars in front of him and a deadline already behind him.

Here is what he will never understand, the thing I’d tell him on the tram if he ever took one. We are the one prize he cannot buy, cannot post his way to, cannot have a friendly dictator phone in for him. Not because we’re incorruptible, nei, we’re as vain and wrong and human as the portraits on our wall. But because the entire point of the thing, the only power a small cold country’s book club has ever held, is that it goes to the person not performing the wanting. The moment you demand it, you’ve proven you don’t understand what it’s for, and proving that is itself the disqualification. He ran the most expensive campaign in the history of the prize and the campaign was the reason. He was never losing to Navi Pillay. He was losing to the concept.

It’s dark now. Four o’clock dark. The buns are gone. Kristin said “well” an hour ago and we all went home. I’m on the tram with my wet shoes, and somewhere across the water a very powerful man is explaining to a camera that the prize is rigged, that we’re corrupt, that he’ll win it next year, and he genuinely might, we’re only five idiots and we’ve been wrong before, Kissinger is still on the wall.

But not this year. This year an old woman in Nuremberg, in the room where the law once stared down the exact kind of man who thinks wanting a thing loudly enough should make it his, got a phone call she didn’t ask for.

That’s the job. We don’t reward the man who ends the war and announces it.

We reward the woman who spent fifty years deciding what a war was.

He’ll never see the difference. That’s rather the whole point of him.

Takk for i dag. I have to change trams.

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

RETWEET if you support Rep. Ilhan Omar.

[George L Davenport @GLDPORT]

@LakotaMan1 Consider the source ... . Of course he/she did. Ignorant, racist and devoid of any redeeming qualtity.

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Hey America.

Canada has a diesel surplus. We export more than we use domestically. Most of it to the United States.

Trump bought you 12 days worth from Russia for double what Canada charges everyday to you.

Choke on that.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

I don't understand how we're not having a global revolution right now.

There are 3 million files of documented evidence about powerful men who

Raped
Cannibalized
Trafficked
Filmed
Terrorized
Tortured
Murdered
13, 14, 15 year children!

And Zero arrests.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with President Zelensky against Donald Trump!

[mohammed hussein~Gaza 🇵🇸 @mohammedIhysse]

This morning, my wife Yara, our two children, Emad and Adam, and I were talking about everything we have lived through during the war in Gaza—how we used to run for our lives under bombardment and gunfire, and how many times we narrowly escaped death.

Then Emad asked:

“Dad, what about when you told me this war would end? It still hasn’t ended. When will we get our safe life back?”

My wife Yara replied:

“Perhaps, Emad, we believed that the world would stop this genocide and fight to save us. But it seems they have forgotten us and left us to die.”

I interrupted her and said:

“No, Yara. The world will not forget us. People still think about us, and there are so many people around the world raising their voices for us, for Palestine, and for an end to the war in Gaza.”

She replied:

“I don’t think so. Maybe after three years of this war, people have forgotten us and grown tired of hearing our news.”

So I told her:

“Then I’ll share our conversation in a post on my X account, and we’ll see how many people out there still love us and raise their voices for us.” 💔

So, my friend, please don’t ignore this post.

Leave a comment saying “Free Palestine” 🇵🇸, or simply 🍉, or even just a dot (.).

It would mean so much to my family!!

[George L Davenport @GLDPORT]

Yup

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

“It would be a real shame if this started to trend worldwide.”

[George L Davenport @GLDPORT]

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[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Thurgood Marshall worked hard during his entire career to create opportunities for other minorities.

Clarence Thomas has worked hard his entire career to close opportunities for other minorities.

Clarence Thomas is a piece of shit.

[George L Davenport @GLDPORT]

@Nermeenalswaisi .

[tales_typoz @tales_typoz]

Black people are HUMAN.
Brown people are HUMAN.
White people are HUMAN.
LGBTQ people are HUMAN.
Immigrants are HUMAN.
Migrants are HUMAN.
Muslims are HUMAN.
Jewish people are HUMAN.
Any kind of people are HUMAN.

Do you see a pattern here?

WE’RE ALL HUMAN AND EVERYONE DESERVES TO BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT.

Fuck racism and bigotry!

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Everyone needs to watch this. Angie Nixon is one of the greatest political talents that has emerged on the American left in the 21st century. Like this is not a drill.

[Love Beyond Color @LoveBeyondCo1or]

Alright y’all, I just want to say something real quick. Now, the fact that all races are coming together and fighting for equality that’s scares racists. That scares the government too. Because we are uniting, they know how powerful it is; if we stick together, we’re unstoppable. Okay, so we can’t let up; we have to continue to fight for equality and to love one another regardless of the color of their skin. And I appreciate everybody that’s fighting. And we’re not gonna give up until we have equality for all. Love Beyond Color