GLENderDefender

19, Male

[The Steampunk Gentleman Gamer ⚙️🚂🎩 @quirked_up_anzu]

I almost got hit by a bus a few minutes after posting this, this could've been the last thing I ever wrote

[Stinkasmella @Stinka_Sniffa]

Ik a lot of fart porn mostly consists of someone getting tortured whilst someone stinka it up but like... can we normalise wholesome farting? Tenderly kissing and cuddling while ripping ass? Snuggling on the sofa after a meal and seeing who can fart/burp the best? More cute gas!!

[GLENderDefender @GleDefender]

@ErosEthereal Oh fuck no

[𝗏𝗎𝗅𝗀𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖾𝖾𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀 @vulgarqueefing]

guy next to me on the train just straight up watching porn

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

Jerking off my butt until it cums poop

[Lara @deadgirl_03]

i think people with big ass butts should sit right in the middle of my fucking face and torture me with their two-day unbathed sweaty musky assholes and unchanged damp underwear after a long fucking day of work

[ayla (whore) @aylasniffsbutt]

me with her sweaty butthole when she hasn't showered

[Portal do Medo @portalmedoo]

CURIOSIDADE: Na série do Chucky, tiveram que remover os braços e pernas da atriz Fiona Dourif com computação gráfica, já que ela não se propôs a amputar seus membros.

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Richard "Dick" Porn
1938 - 2026

https://t.co/MC7qPVTpPF

[GLENderDefender @GleDefender]

@mangoo_j Vid with sound🙏

[GLENderDefender @GleDefender]

@tappmk01 Shut the fuck up

[boizzu @boizzu]

when u trying to pull an all nighter and 10am hits

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

twitter users arguing with accounts that are clearly bots

[🇨🇦👑CANADA’S BEST BBC👑* ♠️😈DARK BLACK R0SĒ😈♠️ @DARKBLACKR0SEEE]

Me: No way you think you’re a real nun with all that ass?

Her:

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Pennywise has been alive for a million years and never experienced that level of disrespect. He was flabbergasted

[bluwunk @bluwunk]

subathon goal :3 thigh pic

[GLENderDefender @GleDefender]

@XtssuccubusX @bellexoxo0900 Is that Jack?😭