Glen Anderson

Five Time Winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile/Assistant Undersecretary of Only Okay/Veterinarian for Wild Animals | Header from @PDLComics

[Glen Anderson @GlenAt10]

Opened Twitter for the first time since the logo changed and turns out I didn’t miss anything. Get off this hellsite, there are no benefits.

[re: emma @evemmore]

she’s so perfect for this role like… I love that little girl

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Every job application should have to ask "When would be a good month to release a Haunted Mansion movie?" and if you say "July" you do not get the job.

[Jon-Stephen Stansel @jsstansel]

Do you guys ever think about deleting your accounts?

[Glen Anderson @GlenAt10]

Can’t believe trying to be a clone of the other guy when the other guy is still running isn’t working out for some reason.

[CNN @CNN]

Ron DeSantis has cut campaign staff for the second time in a matter of weeks to "streamline operations" https://t.co/0p7lKc61Ag

[D3 @D3V4NSS]

only one of these physicists has a Nobel prize

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"Posture up and right down... like you're punching a little person."- A-Rod

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

oppenheimer: i am become death
destroyer of

beastie boys, in unison: WORLDS

[Glen Anderson @GlenAt10]

I have seen so many terrible tweets in the last almost 15 years on this hellsite, a lot of those in the last year or however long it’s been, but I think this one might be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.

[Linda Yaccarino @lindayaX]

X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.

[Glen Anderson @GlenAt10]

I was talking with a coworker today about Barbie and I’m not going to guarantee any wins but I sincerely think it could get nominated for like six Academy Awards.

[kyle alex brett @kyalbr]

Kept thinning about Barbieland and how perfectly Greta created a unique but familiar world.

Led me to her production designer, Sarah Greenwood, and her set designer, Katie Spencer.

Thought this was fascinating.

They figured out that Barbie is 23% bigger than her space.

[Jordan Swanson @Jordan_Swanson]

Light the Beam

[Madison Conner KRQE @madisonsconner]

mornings

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

Your semi-regular reminder that this dude is a failed screenwriter and every successful movie is a reminder that his ass got cooked so he needs to impotently rage about movies being woke or whatever

[Glen Anderson @GlenAt10]

Brewski beer me

[Glen Anderson @GlenAt10]

I find it weird that we as a society have just silently agreed to never discuss the Fandango paper bag puppets.