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يا للروعة! لقد قام "فايس كونكوباين ديفيد" — ذلك البحار الصغير — بمقايضة اختيار في الجولة الخامسة مقابل جوناثان تايلور واختيار في الجولة الثانية عشرة! هل للأمر أي أهمية تذكر؟ وماذا سيقولون عنك لو متَّ غداً؟

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OH MY, ANOTHER! SCROLL BOMB! Vice Cocubine to the Archlichtor Dave sends the monster that lives in Alphabet City between C and D (Quinshon Judkins) to Little Little Lucas Gottshall for a 9th round pick.

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ANOTHER SCROLL HAS APPEARED! MattyB has send Jesse the soul of a perestroikan tax collector (Omarian Hampton) and a 6th round pick for The Mentaculus (Devon Achane). Crazy stuff.

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NOW THE SCROLLS ARE REALLY FALLING! Chief Concubine to the Archlictor David sends a 10th round pick to Jesse for a map leading to the tomb of Philistine Sea-god 'Dagon' (Matthew Stafford)

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SCROLL BOMB IMMINENT !!! Jesse trades newly engaged comissioner Metrick a Golden Ox (JSN) for a mammoth pelt (Jaxson Dart), a Late Bronze Age mummified liver (Devonta Smith), and a 7th round pick in the upcoming 2026 draft.

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Grendel's "Grendel: Breaking My Silence," is a pognant, heartfelt reminder that we are all flesh and blood. Adressing modern issues of animal rights, sexual abuse, and morality, Grendel tackles the quandries of the Modern Wizard from a place of genuine concern - The Wizard Times

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bijan bye bye for a nico collins .... vidal and johston switch too but no one cares

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oh my goodness

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some crazy shit goin on

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Dave wails in silence
Three fingers to toe
Like great sphinx quiet
Only Grendel knows

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He’s severed from Dave
The man with no eyes
Kyren for a tenth
To hutch in disguise

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Grendel’s Folly in full swing, the One-Eyed David gave Metrick a ring. Jamar Chase for a eighth I hear, the Cyclops Heiman seeks to leer

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Ohh wwwweeeee weee weee I see a trade right before me. Devon Achane and a 10th round soirée for a fifth from Jesse the king of ole. The season has started for wizards and terns, still waiting for the pretender Grendel to return.

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BREAKING FROM ADAM SCHEFTER:

Blockbuster deal between Lawyer’s Club and 618 tonight.

Ben Halle receives:
3rd Overall Pick in House of Lords

Matt Metrick receives:
4th Overall Pick in House of Lords
Protected Parking Pick in the Parking Draft

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When will the KILLAZ repatriate these collected remains? To what end are they collecting bodies? Why are the BIG STEPPAS complacent?

One can only hope that the STEPPAS will find the pep in their STEP to avoid a 4peat, and with it the further desecreation of Cuban Soviergnty.

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Last night, #KILLAZWEEK ended just how is has for the last 3 years: With the grave robbing of a deceased former Cuban Head of State.

Affiliates of the BIG STEPPA KILLAZ stole the corpse of 8th Cuban prime Minister Óscar Gans from El Cementerio de Cristóbal Colón.

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SLUG GRUBBER OTW: Arian foster??? Just 75 measly points?? I curse you and I dock you a dollar. Your devil magic has seem to have worn off. I would pray to whatever unholy deities you subscribe to before playoff. Grubbing for two weeks… not unnoticed ….. has the voodoo worn off?

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Unacceptable from Caleb Williams once about. Bears game-winning FG blocked while
he sits idly on the sidelines….. when do we start asking questions?

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#BREAKING National Guardsmen, pictured below, prepare to retake parts of Baltimore that have already fallen to BIG STEPPA allies.

The BIG STEPPAs once again show ruthless instigation that requires US military intervention. President Biden is asleep and has refused to comment.

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#BREAKING As expected, KILLAZ Week is in full swing in South Baltimore.

Riots started around 9:43 AM EST. South Baltimore, Locust Point, has historically kicked off the KILLAZ riots year by year.

We will do our best to keep the public updated on this tragic annual reality.