Jackie Daytona, MD

executive Costco member and top 0.5% of fleetwood mac listeners

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

Who the hell is tom brady

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

So you're telling me I can pay money to be imploded by the sea???? Where do I sign up

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

Saw someone with a tattoo that said "only god can judge me" and it's like well guess what bitch, he doesn't have a monopoly on that

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

Every single time I see an article or tweet about an amazing new iPhone feature it's something every other phone has been doing for five years

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

Like I need a watch to tell me I'm unstable

[Mukul Sharma @stufflistings]

Apple Watch will now track your mental health.
#WWDC23 #watchOS10

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

How come babies are allowed to cry wherever they want but when I do it at work it is "unprofessional"

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

My dream gf
- exists

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

@NintendoAmerica Do these ones work or are they still 90 dollar pieces of garbage

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

Hate to be the one to bring this up but a baby on board sign is basically a pedophile invite sign

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

@auntiemlin @heiltsuk_paleo Are you insane? This will be worse for patients. Doctors will be fine and he clearly understands that.

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

@fordnation

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

@VarunSriskanda Won't somebody please think of the landlord's portfolios!!!!!

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

One time on Facebook marketplace a woman offered me five dollars to deliver a used mini fridge to her at a location that was a four hour drive from me

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

@VarunSriskanda Won't somebody please think of the landlords and their functioning tribunals before more people are murdered on their front lawns

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

@scotiabank @Desiree_Dakin DM us if you have any additional questions about us treating you like shit for a year!

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

@jules_su @elonmusk Looking into it

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

One time a patient asked me if I was enjoying being a doctor and it was like 3AM and I accidentally said "is anybody really enjoying anything"

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

Say what you will about party rock anthem but it is definitely in my top five lmfao songs

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

Love flying @AirCanada as a freakishly tall 6 foot human

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

@verge So weird that someone who owns a car company thinks we should drive to work in his little tunnels

[Jackie Daytona, MD @GlennCoco69]

Can't believe elon musk is short for musky melon