Lord Parva of the Glen

Love a bit of wordplay… stikler for good speling an gramer. My worst habit is chronic procrasti

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BREAKING NEWS: Steve Allen reveals new Bentley.

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@ref_tm 😂

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@Racingfan211 @steveallenshow Top Tip: If you happen to wake up early, don’t put your iPad on until the local equivalent of 7am 😄

[Lord Parva of the Glen @GlenParva11]

It’s only a matter of time… only a matter of time.
#SteveAllenShow

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@Stuzipants @rahhead01 @grumpyoldhector @MrFlibble72LFC @Zeddeee @albolt76 Q. Why are poos tapered at the end?

A. So your arse doesn’t shut with a bang 😂

[Lord Parva of the Glen @GlenParva11]

@Stuzipants @rahhead01 @grumpyoldhector @MrFlibble72LFC @Zeddeee @albolt76 ‘The Big Hard One’ would be a suitable choice, for when one is struggling to see a friend off to the coast.

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@Sunny70949161 @Mrs_Hannigram @ladykitsch @JohnSeagull10 @Amanda_mjl @amandaharper57 @Pete351 @Zirmot @dedworth045 @EllsWardo @JJackson11210 @Eightball082 @oldsoul65 @Racingfan211 @juniejunus @mas56397110 @steveallenshow @mattgoss @global @GlobalSupport @LBC @ManduReid @MatthewStadlen @SeedSupportUK @NCADV @BrEDSoc @WEP_UK Steve Allen… The King of unsolicited advice… and Idiocy.

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@DeightonLee @GhostofGoose2 @JJackson11210 @steveallenshow @LBC It’s like the aural equivalent of rubber-necking a car crash. You know you should really look away/turn off… but just can’t.

Although, I actually managed to stop regularly listening quite a while ago… and only listen to Steve ‘Temazepam’ Allen nowadays if I have insomnia.

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@AntiToryMemesFB Who nose what he was upto.

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@Scriblit @JimMFelton @captainward I think you had most Tories at ‘get nanny to whip’.

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@Mrs_Hannigram @ladykitsch @Sunny70949161 @JohnSeagull10 @Amanda_mjl @amandaharper57 @Pete351 @Zirmot @dedworth045 @EllsWardo @JJackson11210 @Eightball082 @oldsoul65 @Racingfan211 @juniejunus @mas56397110 @steveallenshow @mattgoss @global @GlobalSupport @LBC @ManduReid @MatthewStadlen @SeedSupportUK @NCADV @BrEDSoc @WEP_UK Steve Allen… AKA…The Amazing Mr Blunder.

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@RichardStone21 😄

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@MrFlibble72LFC *Vroom!… Tschhhhh! 😉

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I see Primark’s target market is now Graveyard Shift DJ’s who live in Twickenham.
#SteveAllenShow
@GreggsOfficial

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@Racingfan211 The Steve Allen Show…

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@Sunny70949161 @Zirmot @JohnSeagull10 @Amanda_mjl @amandaharper57 @Pete351 @dedworth045 @EllsWardo @JJackson11210 @Eightball082 @oldsoul65 @Mrs_Hannigram @Racingfan211 @juniejunus @ladykitsch @mas56397110 @steveallenshow @mattgoss @global @GlobalSupport @LBC @ManduReid @MatthewStadlen @SeedSupportUK @NCADV @BrEDSoc @TheWomensOrg @WEP_UK … while Steve, Steve, Steve hardly went to school.

[Lord Parva of the Glen @GlenParva11]

@Zirmot @JohnSeagull10 I constantly mispronounce “Steve Allen” as “THICKO”… *Checks notes… Oh, my mistake… no mispronunciation there.

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@JohnSeagull10 @Amanda_mjl @amandaharper57 @Sunny70949161 @Pete351 @Zirmot @dedworth045 @EllsWardo @JJackson11210 @Eightball082 @oldsoul65 @Mrs_Hannigram @Racingfan211 @juniejunus @ladykitsch @mas56397110 @steveallenshow @mattgoss @global @GlobalSupport @LBC @ManduReid @MatthewStadlen @SeedSupportUK @NCADV @BrEDSoc @TheWomensOrg @WEP_UK The words Kettle, Pot and Black spring instantly to mind.