Brittney

catch a glimpse of heaven

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

@AmericanAir if you could just hold my husband’s connecting flight in DFW so he can get off your other delayed one to make it that would be great 😭

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

Looks like the base having no-wifi saved me when my intrusive thoughts won this morning. My ranting tweet was drafted 🤣

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

I’m going to regret posting that but I’m at the “fuck it” stage

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

@laurahngrfrd Im playing the long game here 😈💸💸 there are babies to protect

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

It’s honestly killing me having to pretend I don’t know what he’s done. But I’m loving that he’s stressing over having to hide it. 🤣

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

@laurahngrfrd The absolute pettiness we will go to when we get slighted. We’ll spend the $2 to get the name search to get ALL her info.

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

Never underestimate a female with access to the phone plan and a group of friends who are just as FBI-worthy ☺️ well find your side piece, her FB, her parents FB, her IG, her threads and even her little ASMR YouTube channel. Should have kept your shit in Reddit, Bud.

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

Hey @netflix any work around for military members on deployment who can’t connect to home wifi in a month? The “temp code” for my husband is only good for 14 days. Unless you’re going to find a way to bring him home early, you can at least let him watch some TV when he can 💀

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

Late night questions with answers I’ll never get: who the fuck ran tunacan1092 on AIM? For literal years, my guy. 🤣 I hope you did something with all that acting.

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

Every morning I wake up to the heartbreak of my alarm blaring “Hesitate”. I think I need to change that.

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

🎶I want to fly away 🎶

RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets to Game 2 of the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs AND two roundtrip tickets to Dallas, courtesy of our friends at @AlaskaAir → https://t.co/UtWav6gA95

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

@laurahngrfrd WAHOOOO. GOOD FOR YOU BBY 👏🏻🥳

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

Patiently waiting for @SeattleKraken to give us the April Lock Screen schedule 🥹

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

She is hereeeee. Lady of Starfire release day! #fantasyread

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

Just made eye contact with @UPS as he threw my package at the door. Thanks a lot, dick.

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

I come to Twitter for a handful of things:
1. The conundrum of Jonas and their font choices 😵‍💫
2. Speak Now - that is all
3. Kraken Morning Skates 🥅 - please, I need Burky back.
4. SJM rumors because Twitter didn’t fail me on those CC2 page leaks 🌙
5. R6 down servers 🎮

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

Patiently waiting for @SeattleKraken to post this month’s calendar wallpaper so I can see what my next locked screen will look like.

[bayareajonas✨ @BayAreaJonas]

the jonas brothers and the three fans that got chosen every night

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

The irony of cleaning out under my couch and pulling out my kid’s HP wand just as Draco is telling Hermione he’ll burn the world down for her.

[Brittney @Gliimpse]

I very clearly remember sitting around for a whole year for It’s About Time to release. Only to have to go to half a dozen Walmarts just to find the album.