Glitterbeard

Commercial artist. Freelance illustrator. T-Shirt Designer. Writer. Half-assed musician.

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight���s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[Glitterbeard @GLITTERBEARDART]

@realDonaldTrump Today is a very special day Mr. President. I hope you have a wonderful Obama Day!

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@tedcruz Wow, a cow made of butter.

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@realDonaldTrump I'm glad our military got him, Mr. President. On a side note, what is it like being a 73-year-old toddler?

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@realDonaldTrump @IngrahamAngle It's funny to see how terrified you are.

[Glitterbeard @GLITTERBEARDART]

@realDonaldTrump Wait, since when is Hillary Clinton still relevant?

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@realDonaldTrump Imagine how many would have been saved if you had simply not caused the problem in the first place, you waste of flesh.

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@realDonaldTrump @CNN It's a fucking apostrophe, you simpleton.

[Glitterbeard @GLITTERBEARDART]

@loishh I ended up applying for a temp job doing some simple art while I was in school for English. It became a full-time job and then a career. When I graduated, I was making better money than I could writing in the area I was living, so I just stayed. Now I'm an illustrator!

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@antonnewcombe @LEVITATION @DEATHbyAUDIOFX So do I.

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@realDonaldTrump You've tweeted top-secret information on more than one occasion, so yeah, it is totally believable that you are dumb enough to say that.

[Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes]

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

[Glitterbeard @GLITTERBEARDART]

@moongoddesscunt Soooooooooooooooooooo much better.

[Glitterbeard @GLITTERBEARDART]

For my first post in a while I'm bringing back my most popular gear available @TeePublic

I have numerous #IT #ITChapterTwo themed designs available, most inspired by the original novels for the snobs like me.

Get them here: https://t.co/PIVkFZNf0D

#art #artist #tshirt

[Glitterbeard @GLITTERBEARDART]

I took about a year break from everything, designing, selling, promoting, etc., but I'm at a place where I think it is time to start back up again. So, expect a barrage of tweets from me, on a fairly regular basis. #art #artist #designbyhumans #tshirt #tshirtdesign #GraphicDesign

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@realDonaldTrump @CNN Seriously though, do you actually have any idea what is going on in our country? You sound like a fucking Soviet Propaganda Minister.

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@realDonaldTrump The first amendment protects citizens from government repercussions, not from companies blocking citizens from their platform, you fucking moron.

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@rooshv I bet Freud would have something to say about a grown ass man who sees someone in pants and automatically thinks "sex."

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Finally finished my #penandink sketch of a dystopian landscape. It certainly isn't my best work, but I had a hell of a lot of fun doing it and it was very educational having never really… https://t.co/OHqMv5mwiK