Lee Norton

love snowboarding , live and work in Kitzbühel. proud of Irish ☘️ roots which will keep me working in the EU after the disaster of brexit 😂

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

This whole binface by-election Farage humiliation has MADE the summer for me 🤣🤣

All we need is football to come home as well & it’s going to be actually perfect ☺️

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Happy Brexit anniversary.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The only way Reform can be stopped in the local elections if people vote tactically. So whatever you do, don’t go to https://t.co/8CFWXn0Aai to check who to vote for in your area and DO NOT share this.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Trump: “Iran has no navy, no anti-aircraft, no radar, no leaders, no NOTHING”

Then maybe you could enlighten us why the fuck they have control over the Strait you unhinged, dementia ridden fuck.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Just time to fit in a few more photos of me pretending I like beer, to fool ordinary people into thinking I give a shit about them.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

I know there is a lot of news around but can someone at the Beeb explain to me how a man they keep telling us might be the next PM getting an undisclosed donation of FIVE MILLION POUNDS from a Thai based crypto dealer (with a BS explanation about it being for lifelong security) is not even a news story when the man he wants to replace led the news for days over some glasses and Arsenal tickets?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Hands up if you took £5 million from a billionaire and didn't declare it because you think the rules don't apply to you"

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

A Farce in Four Acts:

1. Trump skipped the WHCD every single year.
2. Except this one.
3. All of a sudden there’s a shooter in the lobby.
4. Trump: “This shooting is a clear example of why we need a new ballroom!”

It hardly gets any dumber than this.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Its still pretty wild to me that Trump's first wife died by falling down stairs and was buried in a pauper's grave on a Trump golf course, and people didn't ask more questions about that.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The man who spent a year literally begging for a Nobel peace prize is attacking the pope for advocating for…peace.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This was in 1999
She was a fucking Escort working for Epstein and Donald Trump was married to his 2nd wife Marla

Retweet so that the truth spreads

[Julius Kim @Julius_Kim]

I’m beginning to understand how Trump went bankrupt so many times.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Europeans are not "blocking" US supersized pick up trucks, they are for sale here. We do not buy them because of three reasons.

1 - They are poorly made
2 - They are unreliable
3 - They are stupid

https://t.co/nfhrCUaIly

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨

Donald Trump’s team is frantically deleting his old tweets — especially the ones where he viciously attacked President Obama’s Iran policies — in a blatant attempt to rewrite history and hide his past hypocrisy.

[UFO Hunter @iamufohunter]

🚨 The guy on the left was arrested and convicted for illegally selling missiles to Iran during the Reagan Administration. The guy on the right is a Fox News "military analyst” who thinks Iran shouldn't have missiles. They're the same guy.

[Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce]

Strange situation where we await a statement from Iran to check whether there's any truth to what US president is saying.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I’m not racist, I’m simply making up lies about all foreigners being uneducated peasants in order to perpetuate the myth that immigrants are responsible for every problem in the country.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Trump: We will fight for as long as we have to!

*stock market goes down and oil skyrockets*

Trump: I think the war is very complete!

[Deep Psychology @DeepPsycho_HQ]

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

When your crimes are so bad, even Switzerland stops being neutral.