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Innovation And Progress Towards Solving Tomorrow's Problems

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Corporations Are People Too

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@BasedMoralFag Does loving your fellow man count as homosexuality?

I can think of a few people that would upset.

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@MLoneMillion @driftingin2014 Landlords 💚

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@fleshsimulator Big talk coming from the Child Soldier Guy

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@PetaaahGriffin You're right. Shitulators are children.

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@Dervisimulator sucks dick from the back because it's dirtier that way

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@SimMechanical Like and subscribe 💚

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@SimMechanical seasons his food by emptying the vacuum cleaner bag into it and passing the slurry through a stray dog

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@MarvinMalatesta drinks gasoline from a straw made of hollowed-out hot dogs. Nobody has bothered to tell him he doesn't have to give the straw a happy ending every time, but he does.

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@HermeticDSRV is a serial DUI recipient with asymmetrical nipples

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@andyryan1945 works enthusiastically to clear native tribespeople off of land that Nestlé steals drinking water from

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@BigFreaqyWidit has a piece of the Wailing Wall he tongue kisses every single night before bed

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@PvtPilotAbilene used to be really good at Bakugan, at first because of the proximity it gave him to children under 13, but then he kept playing it because he's retarded

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@Zabi_pilled lost his butt virginity to a Swiffer sweeper by accident (the first time)

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@RobcoGenManager would never admit it, but he likes it when someone slips a fist or 2 in when giving him gay top from a man

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@RobcoGenManager Here's my home address

See you there 💚

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@TrailerTrashceo picks his nose and wipes it on inattentive grade schoolers

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@fleshsimulator likes to be whacked in the nutsack with a pool noodle dipped in plaster of paris

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@WRYCORPX @Zabi_pilled @tylerwestside @1shotML @PurgedMaoist @2shoted @Jake_Chinatown @RunShot_ @GlobalIndstries @BasedMoralFag Second screenshot is him admitting after 18 months of literal psychotic paranoid delusions that I am not actually the ringleader of this harassment campaign, am not a Jacob Barats, and actually had nothing to do with it