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@abefromanohio @SpinDoctorsBand This one he got a pre-rinse packet
That’s what I said now
Got some big stain upon his jacket

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My 2 year old likes Peter Pan. And in support of his latest craze, I am just appreciating that #Hook is LOADED with guest appearances. #GlennClose, #davidcrosby, and @PhilCollinsFeed are on screen for like less than 2 mins each. Who called in all of these favors?!??

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@jpscasteras Looking forward to seeing Bird Law JP

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@ejfeldma @SenGaryPeters @AirbnbPolicy Huge win for @Airbnb

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@mbsimon @ASDem

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@ASDem How does anyone read this and not hear the voice of Ron Burgundy?

He will read many leather-bound books...and issue many unwarranted and unearned pardons. He will eat many wheels of cheese.

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@ASDem @jpscasteras Ok. I’ll buy your Bitcoin.

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@abefromanohio I really hope for the Buckeyes’ sake she has a jersey and extended bedtime for tomorrow night.

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@mbsimon @fiona_gibb @JamieHodari Who the hell is Mike?

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Today feels like a good day to try and borrow money from @abefromanohio. @OhioStateFB @Browns

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@Tweettweetter @abefromanohio Prince of Thieves...I mean, we got Alan Rickman as the Sheriff, but had to deal with Christian Slater as the rascal bastard. And then Kevin didn’t know if he should do a British accent or not (Narrator: He should not)

But I agree a Costner cameo in every movie would be welcome

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@ASDem Wait until you need to take a car seat out of a car on the side of the road because your child has thrown up all over the car. That’s the hidden boss they don’t tell you about in What to Expect When You’re Expecting.

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@abefromanohio @RebeccaCokley Music is fabulous.

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Dear 2021, more of this less of nearly everything else from 2020.

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@jehabig @ASDem Picked as spears on side.

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@jpscasteras That was a working title. I believe she is now going with “The Autobiography of Eleanor Roosevelt”

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@ASDem You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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@abefromanohio 233-6471. Time and temp in Topeka, KS

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@TVietor08 Contract tracers are completely overwhelmed.