The Global Times Weekly

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@Cockroachisback Just because they have common names does not mean you can produce those personalities

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@Mrsinha In USA, more than India

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@IndianTechGuide Please show the photo of the person too wherever possible. Noone will even pick the call of fraudsters, let alone give money

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@sroark2010 @DJWK_ Well, you had to break the bubble, isnt it?

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@elonmusk No need to crash planes into buildings.

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@NatureUnedited I think of resigning every day but the small portion keeps me hooked!

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@rishibagree Real ID se aao Gadkari!

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@elonmusk Then bots will buy products listed by bots and it will be called botswanna market!

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@MeghUpdates What a time to be alive! Americans deporting Indians and Indians deporting Americans!

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@rupamurthy1 @RahulGandhi I double checked this and its actually true. Thats where CJP, despite just being a resignation maango movement, still feels better than Congress.

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@TaraBull And bollywood found romance in these locals so many times.

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@NewsAlgebraIND Real ID se aao RSS

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@Kearney3Mr I think the caption is wrong. She is thinking of eating the candle which came with the cake.

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@elonmusk Musk and Trump recollab! What a time to be alive. I guess it would be DOGE st*le!

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@dhruv_rathee @DelhiPolice Dhruv, start making better arguments. Its like saying that if you guys protest for one day, can you tell us how much taxpayer's money is wasted in arranging law and order, forget about stoppage of economic activity.

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@MeghUpdates I think he meant that the police was begging him to not cry and stay calm.

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@the_fauxy I think the bigger issue was that Elon Musk was mistaking Adani for Ambani! So, basically, he was to the wrong person at the right address.

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@the_fauxy Meanwhile, Nitin Gadkari is also joining him to save his ministry.

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@halenhargreevs You're lying.

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@harryjsisson And he stopped another war in which a useless life was saved.