Augustus Gloop

i don't wear gucci hoe, who do you think i am a basic bitch?

[Augustus Gloop @GloopAgloop]

@EllieBellies13 hey elllie. are you from tennessee?

[Augustus Gloop @GloopAgloop]

Homework: DO ME DO ME DO ME!!!
Internet: Don't listen to that slut....

[Augustus Gloop @GloopAgloop]

whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

[Augustus Gloop @GloopAgloop]

a fart is a wish your butt makes.

[Josh @JustJoshinUbabe]

I fucking love this kid @GloopAgloop

[Augustus Gloop @GloopAgloop]

@JustJoshinUbabe you know it ;)

[Augustus Gloop @GloopAgloop]

i could write love songs about pizza.

[Augustus Gloop @GloopAgloop]

@imnotadope its chill girl. i LOVE sluts and they love me

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@MeggyBear23 meghan, sometimes i fantasize about you while i'm doing my math homework. only math. not spanish.

[Augustus Gloop @GloopAgloop]

@EllieBellies13 i got a big dick. no, you didn't read that wrong. zinger!

[Augustus Gloop @GloopAgloop]

@JustJoshinUbabe man, you got them lady folk right where you want em. ;)

[Augustus Gloop @GloopAgloop]

hi im augustus. don't like my hair? bitch you wish you were me. lol skank