Brent Walker

I'm a freelance illustrator and sculptor. Check out my online portfolio below.

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I’m going to start an Asian themed restaurant for roasting meats in broth where goths and punks can hang out. I’ll call it Hot Pot Topic.

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What does a Chinese grenadier ghost say?
Bamboo.

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The new pope is from Chicago. My father in law will be pleased.

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I want to create a money exchange app for white girls who act ghetto.

I’ll call it, “Cash App Me Outside”

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Scandalous or ridiculous? You be the judge.

https://t.co/Cc4R4kNOnM

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Here’s something I wrote a little while ago based on a dream.

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Why was Albert Einstein excited after getting an invite to his family reunion?

Because it’s all relatives.

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Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter lore. Always related to her the most. Because even in the wizarding world… she was a misfit, a freak, an outcast. Always appealed to me more than the rest.

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Here’s something I wrote based on a dream a few years ago. And it’s my FIRST Substack post!!! https://t.co/BFZUxZV0rA

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@hulu_support My “same email” that I use for Hulu does not work to setup MyDisney. In fact, it seems like none of the links on the new site do anything. So, I guess until you guys figure it out… I won’t be watching Hulu anymore.

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“Give A Bot A Bone” #tshirtdesign #robot #bulldog

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#eyes #sculpture #art #realhair

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One of my latest paintings from the end of last year. Mandrill.1

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If I opened a sandwich shop, I'd have a bacon sandwich on the menu called The Po-Po Boy.

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@jessakiddding Give it time.
I was always a misfit. Made weird jokes in high school to mask awkwardness. Was shy around strangers. But I embraced my uniqueness. Find your clan of weirdos. Be yourself. In time you’ll find that blending in doesn’t matter. Those worth it will like you you for you.

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I want to start an all Vietnamese member band who play covers of songs written by Dave Grohl. I’ll call it The Pho Phighters. #FooDGrohl

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@NOFXband Here is the correct link if anyone encounters this on iPhone. https://t.co/1Ae4ajjLgh

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@NOFXband Is the San Diego link broken? The rest have a countdown to ticket sales and San Diego says registration is closed.

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@NOFXband I got it to work on my laptop. But it’s still has the glitch on my iPhone.

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