Mort Gloss

Author of obese-themed space fiction. Observer of the human race. Eater of tacos. Fan of has-been heavy metal bands.

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New book out today! https://t.co/IuZf37gfcz

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Audiobooks for the Balloon Boy trilogy are now available. The very talented @imceuen narrated. Enjoy! https://t.co/YcNGqgXCuY

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The Balloon Boy trilogy is complete. Enjoy! https://t.co/JKwSHgBnxT

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@IsaacWi48496965 Probably comes from her upbringing.

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Pro Writing Tip: Make sure your debut novel has no action until the second half. That way, only truly committed readers will get to the interesting stuff. #WritingCommunity #writingtips #badadvice

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Pro Writing Tip: Complete a trilogy over a seven-year time span so anybody who likes your first book will definitely lose interest before you finish the story. #WritingCommunity #writingtips

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We often envy others without a full understanding of the hardships they face.

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Astronomy is the anatomy of the sky.

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@BrodieWAuthor https://t.co/k4S5tL8ETR

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@bl98 https://t.co/cPIqdZEoAk

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I wrote a trilogy about a morbidly obese moron who always guesses correctly. Balloon Boy and the Porcupine Pals: Antihooliganism https://t.co/NSdfK0UsFI

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@author_elle I thought we were never supposed to do that.

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@Luke_Adcock_ If you use King James Bible English, you’re golden.

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The pointless filler phrase “in terms of” should die a miserable death. #WritingCommunity #InTermsOf

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I was at the dentist today. Pink Floyd’s “Comfortably Numb” came on the radio. All seemed right with the world. #WritingCommunity #ComfortablyNumb #PinkFloyd

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@agletterman That is the great quest. But obscurity is hard to overcome.

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@LexiRaeDean24 @prettysam15 https://t.co/cPIqdZEoAk

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I wrote a trilogy about a morbidly obese moron who always guesses correctly. Balloon Boy and the Porcupine Pals: Antihooliganism https://t.co/NSdfK0UsFI

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@K_K_Ameyo @prettysam15 https://t.co/cPIqdZEoAk

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I wrote a trilogy about a morbidly obese moron who always guesses correctly. Balloon Boy and the Porcupine Pals: Antihooliganism https://t.co/NSdfK0UsFI

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@ImpulsiveCookie @prettysam15 https://t.co/cPIqdZEoAk

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I wrote a trilogy about a morbidly obese moron who always guesses correctly. Balloon Boy and the Porcupine Pals: Antihooliganism https://t.co/NSdfK0UsFI

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@_Dr_Leslie_ https://t.co/cPIqdZEoAk

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I wrote a trilogy about a morbidly obese moron who always guesses correctly. Balloon Boy and the Porcupine Pals: Antihooliganism https://t.co/NSdfK0UsFI

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@MissPancake9 https://t.co/cPIqdZEoAk

[Mort Gloss @GlossMort]

I wrote a trilogy about a morbidly obese moron who always guesses correctly. Balloon Boy and the Porcupine Pals: Antihooliganism https://t.co/NSdfK0UsFI