glr_Nt(still Jean Dupont)

Bienvenue dans ma tête🦦

[Dr. Rafi @DrRafi_]

Being a doctor is an interesting career choice for someone who is a big introvert and prioritizes 10 hours of sleep every night

[𝖘𝖚𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 ☆ @Baddgra]

Il a trompé sa femme avec toi et tu penses que ça va pas mal tourner 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[👳🏾‍♂️ @RetiredDragger]

To work

[glr_Nt(still Jean Dupont) @glr_Nt]

@ManouFomat Il va te montrer que tu as même raison ptdrrr😭 (j’espère pas!)

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

Sex workers can be r*ped.
Wives can be r*ped.
Girlfriends can be r*ped.
Previous consent does not create permanent access.

[John Dough Nuñez Mulaba Lahsèn Rodrigue Moukhlay🫈 @seyyy_na]

« ah we jure ta twitter ? donne ton pseudo je t’ajoute » plutôt crever wallah

[darine @1km7lottin]

raphinha joined la liga 3 seasons before mbappe, yet mbappe already has more la liga goals than him

[🌟 superbisexual 🌟 @biresistance]

Nobody gives a fck but France is turning into Nazi land lmao pray for black ppl here cause it’s not safe out here

[glr_Nt(still Jean Dupont) @glr_Nt]

@KassandraE86076 @CamerouNain @Thelmapurple Vraiment compréhension de texte 0/20

[sari ♡ྀི @itgirlsari]

why do mens perfume last 2 weeks with one spray but womens perfume last 2 minutes with fifty

[Jindu✨ @jindu__]

"menstruation shouldn't be talked about in public"
"No one needs to know you're on your period"
Words of a man who pees and wiggles his penis in public

[vy @afhflicker]

eating cake for breakfast on the day after bday is sucha 10/10 experience i love

[elsa @callmeMaharani]

feminism didn’t teach me to hate men. It taught me not to prioritize them above myself and apparently many men experience that as hate.

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

God has updated his Terms and Conditions 🙏🏾

[n 🌹 @n22srj]

alors que le collège d’ortho existe

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

Men really think “I was going to” counts as effort. No, you weren’t. That’s why you didn’t.

[Tere Felipe @_TereFelipe_]

Tu cuerpo es sagrado, no tengas sexo con gente de derecha ❤️

[Tomiii💕 @xoxo_tomiii]

I love hugs, real hugs. Not the half-hearted ones you people give nowadays

[glr_Nt(still Jean Dupont) @glr_Nt]

@r_yljh Mais ils ont rien compris au concept de « premium » du coup😭