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dpriv. Short for Deep Private. Usually a twitter or other social media account that is more private than the user’s other private account.

[🤫 @glredstone]

my parents are abusive pieces of shit please don't let me forget that

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Has been discussed to death but “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left” is an unbelievable opening line

[Haloperidoll @lithiatedyke]

Oomf

[🤫 @glredstone]

@GoddessOfThe0dd @luauregistry Test

[🤫 @glredstone]

Just some bullshit on a stick tonight huh

[Mutt 🐾🦴 @BreedCollie]

Grind on the boot that kicks you or whatever it is they say

[wAgyuwasabi @WagyuWasabi]

I'll have to consider.

[Dylan, I Guess. ⓸ @Dylaniguessed]

I wanna be face first up in her pits but also

[Messy🔞 @messyKriss]

This account’s tl is so goofy
>nsfws
>funniest shit ever
>funniest shit ever
>nsfw

>A guy sticking his weenor into his tv

[luauregistry @luauregistry]

just realised enby is a homophone of the abbreviation of non-binary

[لماذا نحن هنا ؟ @saudidadjokes]

لن أعيش في جلباب أبي

[🤫 @glredstone]

@raidenDpriv He's satire😭😭😭😭 y'all

[Semi 세미 @semiskor]

#twotime #forsaken

[🤫 @glredstone]

It's whatever I guess I need to sort myself out from here

[🤫 @glredstone]

Fuck

[🤫 @glredstone]

Fuck

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

[🤫 @glredstone]

@Lasagna_6969 Yep

[🤫 @glredstone]

Video of a person fucking a crt is lit asf

[MagmaSlasher @MagmaSlasher]

Here it is, everybody. The time I met Doctor W.D. Gaster.
Fan Expo, 2017. Almost 10 years ago. I doubt this guy remembers taking these pictures but I certainly never forgot this.

[🤫 @glredstone]

Biggest retard award:

[BOYSTEVE @boystevepoussin]

Unpopular opinion : Steam aurait dû racheter Minecraft plutôt que Microsoft

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Working in any kind of tech support job proves to you very quickly that approximately 40% of the worlds population spontaneously lose the ability to read when it's written on a computer screen