Bitch, please. If I had one tenth of your money I’d spend every day all day helping people and I’d be the happiest person on earth. You’re miserable because you’re a monster. Cope.
A woman was reversing in Asda car park today and she almost bumped into my trolley so she said "sorry". I said "that's okay", but my American friends are saying the correct response would have been to shoot her in the head three times and claim I acted in self-defence 🤷♀️
Writer: I watched a TV show!
Commenter: I love that show! What did you think of it?
Writer: omg you creepy parasocial stalker why are you talking to me, a person posting publicly on twitter?