GM Manzi

Intramural Basketball Champion🏆 General Manager of the ImProvidence Jokers

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The Jokers are ready for you pookie

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Week 22

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BREAKING: The ImProvidence Jokers were the highest scoring team in the league last week, their first time winning that title and the $2 that comes with it.

When asked for comment, GM Manzi said, “We’re taking those $2 to encore and turning it into $4, maybe even $8.”

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@PapilloVince LinkedIn ahh post

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BREAKING: Ace Bailey (complete ass) is QUESTIONABLE to start in the Providence lineup tomorrow

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@GmPayton48542 How will this affect locker room morale?

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BREAKING: Providence has announced their contract assignments for the 2025-26 season.

Rising Stars:
🌟Ace Bailey
🌟Kon Knueppel
🌟Kyshawn George
🌟Toumani Camara
🌟Jaylen Wells

Extensions:
📄Tobias Harris - 2 yr

Team Option:
🗽Mikal Bridges

Is a dynasty brewing in Friartown?

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BREAKING: Providence G Donte DiVincenzo has come out as ITALIAN. When asked for comment, GM Manzi said "Honestly, I had no idea. Still in shock. If I had known sooner, I would've never signed him to a $10M contract. Soccer is more our speed."

Has Manzi lost the locker room???

[CALEB PRESSLEY @calebpressley]

🍨 TYRESE HALIBURTON 🍨

@Hali

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Nvm sorry bro

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Devin Carter is coming home

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Devin Carter is coming home

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Reports say GM Holmes put up 25 points in his CAC game last week. Is he leading by example or being distracted by non-league activities? Only time will tell.

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Providence C Kel'el Ware ran the three-quarter sprint in 3.29 seconds at the 2024 NBA combine. Can anyone stop the speedster?

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@GmPayton48542 Concerning.

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Zach Edey's hands measured 10 inches long at the 2024 NBA combine, the largest of his class.

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BREAKING: Tyrese Haliburton will be STAYING in Providence through the 2026-27 season on a deferred contract. The move frees up $71M in cap space this season for the Jokers, who are looking to rebound after a disappointing last-place finish.

#TheDecision #JMbomb

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THE DECISION.

OCTOBER 8TH. 5 PM EST.

#TheDecision