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Thanks for all the responses on the last tweet!

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What movie do you think is funnier. RT for grandma's boy fav for step brothers

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So I may not know what the civil war was, or who invited the helicopter, even though I own one.

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That's quite the buffet you have there.
Thank you Mr president

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Adios turd nuggets

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Don't you answer your phone I've been calling for a half hour.
Oh I'm sorry, I was putting up my Christmas tree.
Dude it's July

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Do you need a stuffed animal I have a dog, I think I have a bear. Yeah I have a bear.
What are you 8?

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That's quite the buffet you have there.
Thank you mr. President

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No I fell asleep working late last night. I love work, I love life.
That's good to know

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My bush isn't really grey.
Not according to my mom.
I thought I told you to stop talking about that.
People keep asking about it.

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How could he see me

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Space shuttle

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Are you afraid of it?
No I just don't like techno.
You would if you had robot ears.
Yeah. I guess.

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You know that lions eat deer right?
That's true kid. Doctor we gotta be careful.

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This is like if Tyson fought an infant.