Jonathan G.

Hello, gentlemen (Also ladies) (Also theydies). Washington Wizards Rule

[Jonathan G. @GMankrik]

Clouds are not real bro that's just some fine art that Da Vinci put on the ceiling

[sl0th @sl0thFGC]

They hyping up this mmo like they aren’t just going to shoot it in the face after 6 months cause it won’t be bigger than WoW

[monica @hindulebron]

Officially going to become an NFL fan. Please welcome my devotion, the Cleveland Browns.

[Master Chief 🥭🪲#HenchTwt @TruecelFeminist]

Boyfriend (asleep) turned towards me and said “are you afraid”

[🟢sdoP🟢 @Podnitrix]

Waking up to take a piss at 3 am and seeing a spider go extreme diff against a goblin in my bathtub

[Jonathan G. @GMankrik]

@plsgodkillmepls

[Shrimps @Shrimpstan]

@homuradown I cant cuddle w people because my boner will stab and kill them

[VeryTired106 @JarvaroGort2]

"There's only anime and manga about teens here!"
"WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SHONEN AISLE!!!"

[JC industries inc. @jcorriv35]

@tim_brannigan How you look at your tv when you wake up on the couch at 4am

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Imagine finally graduating from spy school in China only to find out your first assignment is dating a man known as the roach lord

[PokkeIsKing @Volpe_Is_King]

"64 teams will completely dilute that field! The game is gone!"

The 2 AM match between Vatican City and Planet Namek:

[0.005 Seconds (3/694) @seconds_0]

I feel like I've never been on the receiving side of blatant corruption and abuse of power. This is thrilling

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

I’m crying bro the fucking Patrick Star scene is real

[William D. Hendrix 🏆 @SpecificNY]

THEY WAS FLIPPING WATER BOTTLES ON THEIR BENCH WHILE WE WAS DOWN 30 MAN WE WERE A JOKE

[joc @ferrawrrii]

HE WAS PITCHING AND HITTING WHILE PREGNANT OMFG THAT’S MY GOAT

[Poginstein @poginstein]

That's for pearl harbor

[haven1538 @obl1vescence]

Never in my life did I think I would be able to watch EoE in theatres let alone a second time

[🍊CrispyFrise🍊 @CrispyFrise]

Ted 3 sacrificing itself by being pure dogshit so family guy the movie can go into production https://t.co/oacoq64g3J