Gab

where are my shoes?

[Chadson @Chadson]

I really don’t think I should have to talk to HR about saying “the gun jammed” when asked why I got to work at 11 today.

[delco de leche @OafMode]

Edgar Allen Poe also moved from Philadelphia to Boston and he’s dead now. Do with that what you will, AJ Brown.

[Gab @gmaraz]

Sean Kingston was really like “these girls r so hot im going to KMS” and i think thats SO vulnerable and real !

[Springbig @SpringBIG]

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[pop “smoke” watson the 3rd @BudFosterBurner]

In 1,000,000 universes this ends with smoking weed on my porch

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Happy birthday, weed

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Boss: “It’ll be easier to discuss on a quick call, are you free now?”

Me:

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Me changing a .doc to PDF for someone making twice my salary.

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The little 30 year old that could

[jane doe ☣︎ @f8lfang]

too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[Springbig @SpringBIG]

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[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

White collar jobs in 2016: Free cold brew on tap! Conference rooms? Too old school! We’re yoga ball people. We have catered lunch on Wednesdays. If your benefits don’t cover something you need, tell us!

White collar jobs in 2026: Use Chat GPT or we’ll hit you

[m @pumptinis]

everybody who’s starting summer house this week due to the drama is going to shit their pants when they see erika kirk

[Gab @gmaraz]

Can confirm

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Bravo seems to be like WWE for girls who work email jobs

[Bob Sheranko @BobSheranko]

How does my company expect me to work when there is breaking news in the Bravoverse

[Gab @gmaraz]

Me post-buccees BEC biscuit this AM