Los Angeles Yankees

I love all the teams you hate, #utciad Bernie 2020

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We owe the Tide pods eaters an apology.

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@Tripster_John @Newsweek Where do you suppose the money comes from when your insurance company “covers the cost” of fixing a broken leg?

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@bourgeoisalien

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How long until PPE masks come in flavors?

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@DearDean22 “The quiet machinery of government working” ... as long as the meat grinder doesn’t interrupt my shows.

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@Doctor1Hundred Jets would be excellent RBs, but you’d have to place the ball *inside* the jet, not just place it on the wing. That’s a TO waiting to happen.

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Why let racism ruin networking opportunities?

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I disagree with friends all of the time. Still my friends.

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@AdaMcVean My head is not up my ass, I am my ass.

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@nytimes Diagnosis: cheese

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@NMorganCreates @ecareyo Preach!

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@RomeSixmile @MaggieMcMiller @TiffanyDCross

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@gwensnyderPHL It’s a podcast. Calm the fuck down.

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@Lakers Covid #19 purple.

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@nytimes Who’s Organizing them? Don’t know. I do know who’s covering them, which seems the larger problem.

[Heshmat Alavi's Trenchcoat @UrOrientalist]

Paul Robeson was an absolute hero (1960)

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@edgarwright Blackadder “Head”

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@KTLA Stay with us 👑

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@Ad_Inifinitum Now do the Catholic Church

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@KennethWReid I thought they were ok. Self-serious, but that described every band in the ‘90s.