GMM Quotes

Random lines (and sometimes screencaps) from GMM (and sometimes GMMore). Posts on the hour. DM your suggestions! #bymb

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We pay them in shirts.

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How would it be racist?
I can't say.

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Pour some hot water into the ham bowl.

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I don't feel great.

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There are places where... this happens, and people like it.

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She comes around the bend, and you hear the bongos.

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This is the same company that makes the dust, do you think they put the dust on their balls?

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Ladies and gentlemen, we've started fooling around with escargot.

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I always take my rolling pin to Dunkin', because rats.

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Well, Link, I love what you're doing over there, but I kinda feel like you can take it a couple of steps further.

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I'm just getting cold gravy again.

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We are in a sea of millennials.

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There's a tambourine where I think the booty goes.
Sit on the tambourine, man!

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Typically, we taste weird combinations of food in the name of discovery so you don't have to.

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Their skeleton's on the outside. Isn't that related to love?

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It's like the top shelf. It's like... it's putting some hair on the top shelf.

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I don't think I've ever seen you make that face. Can you make that face now?
No.

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Tell me what's all in here.

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This could be the end, man. This could me my last episode.

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Why are you using the small straw?
It's not small, its farther away from the camera.