surgeon general

it's a wonderful life! 🪰

[surgeon general @gnarkiII]

they're playing little mix - touch in KH Mart rn feeling like I'm in Demspseys circa 2017

[corb @awshuqs]

if i could suck my own dick they’d have to put one of those cones around my neck to stop me

[surgeon general @gnarkiII]

just had a yard of strong zero at karaoke and I have never been more licked in my life. Hamamatsucho I love u

[ben @PunishedBenn]

That one hard asf twin peaks shot

[surgeon general @gnarkiII]

out of office ✅️ ON
Nippon mode... starting 😎🍙⛩️

[surgeon general @gnarkiII]

@digitaldummi oh no, you're in Japan!! cancel the trip ❌️ go to Wolverhampton instead!!

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

amazing to think we likely won't see another simultaneous lent, chinese new year, ramadan and disgraced member of the british royal family being arrested in our lifetime

[surgeon general @gnarkiII]

big ozmens

[mary oliver’s evil twin @mitenkabutgirl]

i have nothing but respect for atheist and agnostic folks because genuinely, where do you go when it fucking hurts? when the world feels small and your pain too big for it, where do you go when you choke on your helplessness if not to some divine being....i genuinely dont think

[the ro khanna cycle @RoKhannaNews]

just saw this, insane.

[jacob jones @jacobfuknjones]

Marlboro Red Cigarettes from the UK

[surgeon general @gnarkiII]

cant believe Leo Tolstoy predicted ep6 of Heated Rivalry

[surgeon general @gnarkiII]

homer simpson is ozempic

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

No one has ever been more cruel to me than I have been to myself

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Born too late to explore the earth. Born too early to explore the stars. Born right on time to get war updates from Pop Base.

[Gerard Way @gerardway]

Did anyone get any haunted gifts this Christmas?

[surgeon general @gnarkiII]

@rank_and_style revisiting this tweet to say Yes