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My 2nd account because I’m a fucking moron and forgot my login

[🐊🥾 @GnarlyI]

The alien I rescue after spending a week with me #Area51 #aliens

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Cada vez que gana México el país se convierte en un capítulo más de Jackass JAJAJAJA

[Blair McNally @BlairMcNally1]

OMG THERES MORE HAHAHAHAHA WTF 😭😭

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Los mexicanos somos como los pandas, solito nos matamos JAJAJAJA

[C.Jay Engel 🌲 @contramordor]

They can’t. They don’t know how.

[toymachinesh @toymachinesh]

Bro, I’m gonna need you to put the 360 flip in the bag

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Rape children on Epstein Island: no consequences.

Climb the Empire State Building to spread a message of love: arrested immediately.

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[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Mexico made that Knicks parade look like prom😭

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

World Cup soccer fans wave a Mexican flag on top of an ambulance and celebrate like they are in Los Angeles, until San Jose police quickly remind them that it’s not Los Angeles.

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Thrasher Magazine @thrashermag]

🔥👹 Mark Villero is a MADMAN 👹🔥

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO DISC? WHAT THE HELL AM I BUYIN’ THEN?"

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Saying black parents are failures while wearing an ankle monitor is crazy work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🇱🇧 @franzkaftah]

just seen a dude driving a Couch down the highway at midnight

[v! @Vullety]

you walking in and seeing this 😭