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Tomorrow's News Yesterday. Covering all seven ET organisations. Tweets by TBC [Megagame Parody Account] #wts4

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Pacific cetaceans denounce all religious ties. Holy see has made alliance with the Atlantic cetaceans only.

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Reports of Australian migrant workers being offered training, but they never return from these.

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USA claims to have assassinated the DAFT president.

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DAFT demand an end to all religions, and less corporate control.

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Democracy And Freedom Today (DAFT) have overthrown the kenyan government and to have nuclear weapons.

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India releases Z virus vaccine instructions into public domain. Paper available online for all to use.

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Pakistan wins the Archimedes award for military technology, for successfully predicting the satellite failures.

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Cthulhu (pronounced Kthoo-loo) can only be killed by killing all of his followers.

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India announces advanced vaccine technology which can cure the dark dreams plaguing terrestrial beings.

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GMIC to dramatically increase funding for research that benefits humanity. Will take steps to make technology more freely available to all.

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Former chief Ambassador of Saudi Arabia narrowly escaped execution for betrayal of religion

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South Korea makes peace with North Korea, uniting against anti-human forces

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Whales and dolphins ask humanity to stop fishing in the oceans. They will catch fish for us.

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Kashmir destabilise further - China and India now at war

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Israel supports ocean cleanup to tune of 5M

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A new terrorist organisation, DAFT, is destabilising relations between nations worldwide. Reports of their activity in Kashmir and in the EU

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Alien faction the Republic seek volunteers from all nations to learn our diverse languages

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Saudi Arabia and Pakistan have joined forces to open hostilities with extraterrestrials by shooting down a UFO over Saudi Arabia.

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Kashmir has chosen independence and mobilised their own troops, but there are rumours that Pakistan troops are engaging with them.

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Press release: Turkey recognises status of Kurdish people and their right to expression of culture; also protection by law, aiming for peace