GNN Americas

Tomorrow's News Yesterday. Covering USA, Mexico, Venezuela, Canada, Brazil and Argentina. Tweets by Jack Sharples [Megagame Parody Account] #wts4

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This just in - nuclear missile revealed to be dolphin in rocket.

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BYE

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ANONYMOUS SOURCE - US PRESIDENT KILLED BY JAPANESE

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More DAFT identities leaked.

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The US president has just died.

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The US president has been released by Indonesia.

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The US president has just been kidnapped by Indonesia.

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Venezuela names and shames Nairobi bomber.

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Statement from Daft: Imminent attack, watch the ground.

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US to enforce "non-interaction" policy with CThulhu.

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Indonesian source, by the way.

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BREAKING - CTHULHU FIGMENT OF EVERYONE'S IMAGINATON. NO I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.

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Rumors of DAFT infiltration in world governments.

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Armageddon averted - so far.

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RUMOR - Official US Twitter account hacked?

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US calls on UN to stop alien mining of red mercury - willing to use force if necessary.

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Brazil fully disarmed - "all nukes gone"

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Justin Bieber to undertake moon mission - Lord help us.

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USA and Canada announce extra-terretrial safe zone on Alaska-Canada border.

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Argentina open to research agreements with corporations and other nations - says they are "on the cutting edge of technology"