I want to go on the record as unequivocally condemning this violence, and saying this has absolutely nothing to do with the way of Jesus, or faithful Christian witness.
One of my housemates just told us she was a flower girl as a sophomore in high school 😂🤦♀️
Next friend to get married, please have a 16yr old flower girl. Please.
*me trying to start conversation with college students*
“Let me read you a joke!”
*reads laffy taffy joke*
“What does a bee sit on? His bee-hind”
*awkward silence*
I don’t think they’re coming to Chi alpha after that 🤦♀️