Absturd

A super serious project with realistic goals. Turn your Abstract XP into a weird little NFT with $ABS inside.

[Absturd @GoAbsturd]

Some badges cost more than gas.

You gave something up to earn them. That part of your Pudgy story deserves to live on.

Box Burnooor + Mystery Boxoooor, reimagined in Absturd.

Connect your Abstract account. Mint your eligible badges to Robinhood.

[Absturd @GoAbsturd]

Your Abstract badges live on in Absturd.

Every badge tells a story. The projects you found. The things you tried. The time you put in.

Connect your Abstract account, then mint your eligible badges to your Robinhood wallet.

Your history. A new home.

https://t.co/d3UPA8vePO

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@DSiegesNJ Use the fast or chad pass, it’ll get you higher tier or close to your actual XP.

[Absturd @GoAbsturd]

Mint here.

Remember, 50% of proceeds go towards full-range locked liquidity on Robinhood Chain.

Once $ABS launches, we will will reveal your PFPs and begin the next phase of the protocol.

https://t.co/4yinHkKC1s

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@scottybmitch out of respect for a fellow builder who faced abstract issues, we're not going to come back with gotchas or vitriol to your comments.

wish you the best

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@kik_gary reading is tough

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All that Abstract XP you spent years farming can now be used.

Mint your Abstard now, priced according to your XP amount. Higher XP Abstracts = better NFT stats.

Minted NFTs drip $ABS over 180 days and exclusively receive fee flows from Abstard on Robinhood Chain.

[Absturd @GoAbsturd]

@Crispyduck oof

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@Crispyduck This ain’t an airport

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@Crispyduck Read the docs

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@maxiiiidotheth @CS_Bocky It’s continious drip. Plus the ability to earn ETH.

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@Cryptoriddler73 @enftsar +25 years in enterprise technology and cloud & you can't read docs 😂🫵

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@davincicuts should be fixed, sorry about that! refresh page and try again

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@Bishop_Blocks We won’t let you down in letting you down.

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@oleeeeeee_ glhf

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@oleeeeeee_ read the docs to understand. 50% of mint fees go towards locked liquidity for $ABS.

https://t.co/aAYTTS0N6r

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@CS_Bocky It will launch on Robinhood Chain randomly when the mint concludes. Could be this weekend, could be sometime next week.

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@ShaolinPanda37

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@cryptopandacip 7 days is the total possible time, but we’ll cut it off randomly at any time to get things going on Robinhood.

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Oh, and we built our NFT marketplace dedicated to Absturd's ecosystem.

Fees generated in the Absturd Marketplace will partly pay out to Absturd NFT holders who are boarding $ABS.

https://t.co/c4aS6LXpT4

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Jaded and simply can't stop complaining? Skip your exclusive mint and instead wait for an Absturd Ghost.

These NFTs carry no $ABS and have a board seat (fee reward) level of 0 to start, so you'll need to buy $ABS on Robinhood Chain and burn it into your Ghost to unlock earning.