Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳

A reasonable probability is the only certainty.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Wow. 🏆

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

QNJJ70

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

It’s raining in Lagos. Even the heavens understand how bad the heat wave was

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

Have they sacked him yet?

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

@sincerelyefe Happy birthday

[Pøgba Senior @TheSaItIsHere]

INEOS spent all this money hiring people like Berrada and Wilcox for a "football infrastructure." These lot have a worse hit rate than Ed Woodward whose entire football philosophy was signing players purely based on how cool their announcement video would be

[Tope Agbeyo @tope_docx]

If all else fails, we will outlive you. Every dogma mistakes longevity for immortality. Your institutions will crumble. You will become the superstition of a dark age.

We will tell our grandchildren about the cancer that you were & history will do the rest.

Time is on our side.

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

Make them just dash Pastor Jerry Eze the Old Trafford. Wetin we dey even use am do sef?

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

@TheFtXMaestro Speedy recovery Chief

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

TW271T

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

UQ6N2Y

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

I’m going to win.

[publikphigor @publikphigor]

This is what Peter Obi means by reducing the cost of governance.

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

@Emmanuel_Tips OMG! 😳

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

So obvious we’re drawing the next game

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick: “The dressing room is not divided. We have spoken with the club, always conversations going on”.

“A reaction is needed from me. Our responsibility is to lead”.

“100% I can turn it round”.

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

Act like they died, it helps.

[16 @demool_a]

wait na so breakup dey be, just like that????

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

Your big win will come on a random day, in one of your most dire moments, when you equally least expect it.

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

6/6 - MNXD6E

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

Same

[Don Oloks @acecoldnba]

i wonder how much better my life would be if i didn’t discover gambling

[Jeff the Chef 👨🏾‍🍳 @GoalGutter]

6/6 - Q7TATB