Ray Finkle

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there.

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

This is really hard to write but so many of you have loved and cared about Ben that I wanted to let you know. We found out today the cancer had spread throughout Bens organs and there was nothing left we could do-we had to let him go. I’ve had dogs my whole life but Ben was 1 on 1. He was smart-loving-gentle-patient-inquisitive-and welcoming to all. Always a big smile and a soft tail wag. He and I could communicate..he and I understood each other and had each others backs. He was with me more than anyone at home and traveling with me for work. Such an easy going companion. Hard day-but he will live within all of us forever. God please bless his majestic soul and thank you for putting him in my life for the last 10 years-a true blessing.
Love you Ben. 🙏🏼

[Variety @Variety]

Will Ferrell remembers James Caan calling him "not funny" on the "Elf" set.

"In between set ups, [Caan] would be like, ‘I don’t get you. You’re not funny.’ And I’m like, ‘I know. I’m not Robin Williams.’ And he was like, ‘People ask me: “Is he funny?” And I’m like, “No, he’s not funny.”' It was all with love but at the same time…[after the premiere], he was like, ‘I’ve got to tell you: I thought everything you were doing while we were filming was way too over the top. Now that I see it in the movie, it’s brilliant.’ But I love that the whole time, he’s not acting. He’s truly annoyed with me. He’s like, ‘Can this guy shut the f*ck up? Jesus.’ I literally drove him crazy in that movie, just acting like that kid. But that was the funniest thing, him walking out of the theater and shaking his head and going ‘it’s brilliant.’”

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[☔ @Whotfismick]

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now i've gotta wash everything.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Until next time, sweet prince

[Caroline Darney @cwdarney]

Barbie vs Oppenheimer

[Ray Finkle @Goat__Cheese]

@BostonConnr But they’re not a joke. You don’t make jokes about em, TC Tuggers.

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

BARBIE,
THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, KEN MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN.
WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, KEN WAS HOLDING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DOWN HER NUMBER.
MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE KNOW, THEREFORE YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

pets, when the fireworks start:

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

FRIDAY ENERGY https://t.co/cu7q5tiyPB

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

when I get back home after an activity in the real world:

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

I see a dog laying on top of snow

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Tom Brady in his 20’s:
21,564 passing yards
147 passing TD
3 Super Bowl wins

Tom Brady in his 30’s:
40,018 passing yards
309 passing TD
2 Super Bowl wins

Tom Brady in his 40’s:
27,632 passing yards
193 passing TD
2 Super Bowl wins

A Hall of Fame resumé in each decade.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Alexander Mattison knew he was going viral with this TD celebration. Respect.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Stepping on the scale tomorrow.

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Today is my 50th birthday AND the anniversary of The Machine story. As a present to myself, I’m sharing the teaser to my movie #TheMachine. If you guys enjoy it, please tag a friend, share it, and spread the word - let’s get this thing in theaters ASAP!!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

2-0 teams, assemble!

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

My brother lost his fantasy football league so he has to take a bus from Boston to Niagara Falls. Great punishment.