GOATED

Keeping life simple, staying curious and making memories along the way.

[GOATED @GOATED2r]

She’s built differently 😚🥰

[PAPIIDEY4U @Henry8913168126]

Not every kid can do this.

[oyin_da_pen_addict🎨🎨♛ @oyindapenaddict]

Pronounce very slowly

[House of Nels O🌹🍃 @HouseOfNelsO]

Heist planning in GTA V. Rickie Lukens vs Daryl Johns — who are you taking?

[ليفاي (Levi) @ctt_ctt1]

صباح الخير 😍

اسعد الله صباحكم بكل خير اصدقائي

[Endy ✨ @Endy_002]

Am Starting to have a second opinion on Drake, it’s all flash and fake check out the number on his iceman mobile 😭

[Rachin Dhiman @Rachi__01]

Dating got so confusing, we started mistaking attention for affection.
Someone can text you all day, call you every night, and still not give a damn about you.
Attention is easy. Consistency is rare.
The real green flag?
Someone who still shows up when there’s nothing to gain. 🫠

[Finegirl🥰 @Imam_jr01]

I customized my wallpaper so i wouldn’t forget my password

[Rîch TaTä💃🏼 @TaTaaOnX]

The reason why the first gift I gave my parents was television 📺💔

[𝔹𝕚𝔾 𝔻ℝ𝔼𝕐𝕐🫵 @itz_Dreyy]

Lol here we go again. This same Angel Reese had Jalen Duren spending $600K a week on her and thought nobody would talk. Same vacations. Same stories. Then she moved on to Wendell Carter Jr. and started posting Carter dunking on Duren like it was content.

Now she’s acting brand new. “That boy was never my boyfriend.” After the whole league already ran with it.
This is the same Angel who stays in every headline pay fights, fake quotes, Sky drama, now Atlanta. Private until the camera’s on. Then it’s everybody else’s fault the story got out.

You don’t drop that kind of money and disappear from the plot. The internet didn’t invent the timeline. She did.

[ØFF FÃCÊ🥷🏹 @MaskOnBro]

Long distance relationship be like 😂

[maf @therealmaf_]

Last week, my 21 year old cousin came over.

She sat on the edge of the couch for almost ten minutes, knees pressed together, fingers picking at the fabric of her jeans.

Finally, she looked up.

“I need to tell you something… personal.”

I put my phone down.

“Okay. What is it?”

She took a long breath.

“I’m a lesbian.”

I looked at her and said:

“Congratulations. I always knew.”

She broke down.

Not because I had said something wrong.

Because she had apparently spent years preparing herself for the possibility that I would.

[oyin_da_pen_addict🎨🎨♛ @oyindapenaddict]

If your phone is original, long press on the letter “X” let’s see if 𝕏 will show 🤭

[𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖗𝖊𝖓🦋 @JuliaLaurerahj]

Accidentally sent someone $200 on Cash App. I requested $150 back and she declined it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ran into her today and guess what happened?

[IamFrosh @richiefrosh_]

Steve Rogers knew exactly what would happen if he refused to sign the Sokovia Accords.

He knew the Avengers could split. He knew Tony would take the opposite position. And he knew refusing could eventually put him against his own teammates.

But he still couldn't agree to give someone else control over when they were allowed to act.

The interesting part is that Tony wasn't completely wrong either. After everything that happened in New York, Washington, Sokovia and Lagos, somebody had to answer for the Avengers' decisions.

So was the real problem that Steve and Tony wanted different things, or that neither of them was willing to compromise on what they believed was right?

[Damsons @daram_ola]

Ypu don't want to be in this situation ❤️😘

[oyin_da_pen_addict🎨🎨♛ @oyindapenaddict]

People who lick ears are the real freaks

They are just that different kind of breed🥹

[House of Nels O🌹🍃 @HouseOfNelsO]

Those were the days.
SunWaves sitting at 66 SW, +16 an hour, Level 5.
TapSwap bot dropping 7k while you slept, 1.17 million on the board.
Everyone tapping every 24 hours like it was a job. Ranks in the millions, zero referrals, still believing the listing was coming. Peak mining era.

[oyin_da_pen_addict🎨🎨♛ @oyindapenaddict]

Someone said “Ferrari engine in a Corolla body😳”

[Mrs beauty @Mrsbeautytrx3]

She was lucky that her mother do not cash out with her boyfriend.