Scott Spezio’s Goatee

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[Jimmy StackHouse @Bear_Weather]

@MumfordAndSons what are we thinking? I’m about to hop on a divvy bike and head to Wrigley but these storms aren’t looking great.

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

. @paulcarcaterra stop talking about Spallina. He’s a choke artist without a goal and his team is getting absolutely shredded.

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@Chorgan2282 @JoeRoderick What I’m seeing is that he throws strikes, gets ground balls, and weaker contact better than 60% of pitchers. Probably because he mixes 7 pitches which doesn’t appear on your little chart.

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@tbhorka Shut up you fucking loser. Everyone thinks you’re a fucking joke who can’t seriously show your face in south bend.

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

Top 7 American Cites

1. St. Louis, MO - hometown of Jeremiyah Love
2. South Bend, IN
3. Fairhope, AL - hometown of Riley Leonard
4. Pensacola, FL - saw the Blue Angels and drank a million beers there once
5. Milwaukee, WI - beer and cheese
6. Chicago, IL
7. New Orleans, LA

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@chrisfallica Thanks Fatso, what college did your bald ass go to? That’s right, no one cares buddy!

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

This pandering happening on ESPN right now is frankly disgusting. @JoeTessESPN is still upset his moron sons couldn’t get into ND. Typical BC hack.

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@Bear_Weather Thanks. One more week with the Irish behind UNLV and I was going to have to take drastic measures.

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

The sliders will continue until morale improves.

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

Adam Wainwright: fastball coming.

Mariners pitcher: slider.

Adam Wainwright: this one's a fastball.

Mariners pitcher: slider.

Adam Wainwright: they sure do love the sliders. Fastball.

Mariners pitcher: slider.

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@DonnieDoesWorld @wecravenewworld @CoreySmutledge @kbnoswag @nickturani @Fastoolie @mireshpatel You should go to Poopys in Savanna, IL

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@IWasInTheQuint @waltabernathy @SixPointSports I get haircuts that make me look like a fairy, drop fly balls, and get picked off. Who am I?

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@TrojanFBx Thanks for including us. I’d never include USC in this list. Go chew glass loser. Go Irish.

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@M1keCyclopsNASA @BarstoolBigCat You

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

LFG

[Grok @grok]

@GoateeScott @SleeperNFL Scott Spiezio, the two-time World Series champion MLB player famous for his soul patch goatee during the Angels' 2002 run. (Inferred from your handle—fitting for an account dedicated to it!@GoateeScott @SleeperNFL Scott Spiezio, the two-time World Series champion MLB player famous for his soul patch goatee during the Angels' 2002 run. (Inferred from your handle—fitting for an account dedicated to it!)

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@SleeperNFL @grok @grok what about me?

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@StanBaumer Pipe down, buddy

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

Amen brother! #Lincoln4Prison

[CFB Stan @UT4x_champs]

@CFBHeather The LAST person we should be listening to when it comes to deciding this stuff is Lincoln Riley. The dude has been nothing short of a college football terrorist and is leading the charge for the end of the USC-Notre Dame rivalry.

Lincoln should honestly be in prison.

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@IWasInTheQuint @Colts Was becoming concerned that I hadn’t seen a response from you on this last night

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@IWasInTheQuint @StanBaumer Mark me down for double fish and all leftover fish.

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

@bonerpatrol4 Thanks for the question, bonerpatrol4. College footballs Cathedral should become a much more formidable atmosphere with the introduction of unlimited Guinness. My guess is that the Irish may never lose again due to the millions of dollars in concession sales that they will gain.

[Scott Spezio’s Goatee @GoateeScott]

Exciting things brewing in South Bend, IN. Live photo of the front gate of ND Stadium.