Goatherd Fritz

Austrian goatherd traveling the world and amused by the daily craziness he encounters.

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A secret favorite? They should allow more than 5 or 6 on the stage #eurovision

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Poor Londoners... #londonriots Heh, shop sign from the #Londonriots http://t.co/cKMCVxt via @twitpic

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Final Destination 5.... seems like this trip never ends. Always one more stop... like on all those bike tours with dad. @FinalD5Movie

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@jimmyfallon Camped in the mountains. Slept outside b/c of the heat. Woke up as a cow liked my face and goats got jealous. #campingfail

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A true goatherd knows his livestocks intentions by their knickers. #proverb

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@ls_live I know!!!! I will never blend in here. Besides that people here don't like goats, they just stare at them. @MenWhoStareGoat

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Once a farmer has a wife the sheep can move on and get a life. Austrian #saying #Bauernregel

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Great food choices at Reading Terminal, but unfortunately no goat products. @RdgTerminalMkt

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RT ... WELCOME TO PHILLY @taylorswift13 Philadelphia, we just flew over the stadium we're playing in tonight and we were all like.

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The US should adopt the successful 80s #MTV slogan: "I want my AAA back". I bet #S&P was approached by a marketing firm. #rating #debt

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@Phillies, I hope you win again; but honestly... it would be really bad if you would loose to the unfortunately badly playing @SFGiants.

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Bad. Went #shopping hungry. Now I have too much food at home. More than I wanted.

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Bad. Blew into a glass of #beer and sprayed it on my glasses :(. I will never grow up. Back to goat milk!!

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YEAH!!! #PrimalScream in #Austria tonight!!! I would so go, but am not home :( Please come to the #EastCoast sometime soon @ScreamOfficial

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Just discovered that the #soundtrack for #Hanna is from the @ChemBros. LOVE IT! Time to by a disc and chill off.

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And the good guys won again and came a little bit closer to the solve the murder mystery. Yeah Mickey, Sam & Fi! #BurnNotice

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A friend used the British @The_Office to educate managers at Daimler in Stuttgart. I did too, for goats with success! http://t.co/rDNqfkp

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Afghan copy of @The_Office is about a vain and corrupt minister that maybe cannot read. Sounds like #anywhere to me. http://t.co/RJIDJq1

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Somebody please invite this mayor to any US metropolitan area http://t.co/CtrAJ15 #parkingfail .... I wonder if @TheGEICOGecko covers that

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Yeay Philly! Let's see if any team can win any championship. we got it all... besides basketball I fear :( http://t.co/psdWFpJ #Philadelphia