Goatman Bard

Kerry | 21 | RPG fan | dice fanatic | video game lover

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

My name is Kerry
I was born in the living daylights
My age is still going down the road
I like to think about you and I together

[Arielle Samuelson @ariellesamuel]

I’d like you to know that the final message we played for Opportunity was a song.

We sang her to sleep with Billie Holiday’s “I’ll Be Seeing You.” It ends with:

I’ll find you
In the morning sun
And when the night is new.
I’ll be looking at the moon,
But I’ll be seeing you.

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

Hello I am sick and emotional and am crying at work about how beautiful the narration by @Lin_Manuel is on Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe

[Marshall @MarshallShafer]

Adult: go to college so you can get an education and change the world!

4 years later:
Student: science says if we dont use alternative energy and less plastic we'll all be dead in 80 years

Adult: wow u think ur so smart college sure did turn u into a libtard

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

When the story you’re writing in your head before falling asleep gets too intense and now, not only can you not fall asleep, but you are also crying.

[halsey @halsey]

I’ve shed a remarkable amount of tears in my life over My Chemical Romance.

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

I’m this 👌🏻 close to getting a tattoo of cooking measurements/conversions on my arm so I don’t always have to google it in the store.

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

@WkRep007

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

All I’m saying is that 1-ply toilet paper is a sin and I want my roommate to stop getting rid of our good toilet paper to fill the bathroom with his 1-ply collection.

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

@WkRep007 And you’re the poop stained on their underwear after they wipe with that 1-ply.

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

Catch me hiding in the bathroom at work after I’ve already clocked out bc my ride won’t be here for 30 minutes and I don’t want anyone to talk to me

[Katya @oceanbullock]

Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge. That’s it. That’s the tweet

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

To the man hurriedly shuffling back to work in the 34° weather holding a Dunkin iced coffee....I see you, I respect you, and oh boy do I relate to you.

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

@ramimaleksgf Even screenshotted it because it made me smile

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

@ramimaleksgf I absolutely loved it

[Goatman Bard @GoatmanBard]

@ramimaleksgf thank you ....... Sam 😂❤️

[Ben🎃 @DungeonNoir]

A L'orée des bois by Efflam Mercier

[Air @ayoair]

RT this if you watch Netflix with subtitles on I’m tryna prove a point

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

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