Goat

I wonder if you’ve ever seen me happy.

[pete @peteyburn]

Kinda funny that if ur religion loses enough wars it gets downgraded to mythology after a generation or two

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THE. PRESIDENT. IS. LAUNDERING. MONEY.

FUCKING. IMPEACH. AND. REMOVE. THAT. CROOK!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This aged like spoiled milk.

[سماح | 🧚🏾‍♀️samah @samah_fadil]

unbelievably pathetic aura from this guy - reminds me of the fat guy from superbad

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

80% of America is like this btw

[burg21 @burg21]

Damn who was guarding her

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Ain’t no way 2 days are long enough to reset from a 5 day work week.

[Cesar_stevenson.270 @CesarSteevenRe1]

It’s the same face that Breakker put on

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

Saddam Hussain broke 2 UN resolutions and the US Execute him

Netanyahu broke 77 UN resolutions and still alive.

Isn’t it strange?

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

Trump sued Capital One to prove they closed his accounts over politics.
The bank’s answer, filed Friday: it was the anti-money-laundering desk.
Months of review.
Three hundred accounts.
He pulled that thread himself.

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

RFK Jr is NOT a scientist.
RFK Jr is NOT a doctor.
RFK Jr is NOT a researcher.

RFK Jr is NOT qualified to discuss vaccines.

[Periquita @entrecejas3]

Siempre pienso en esa reseña de Letterboxd que decía 'yo pensaba que Matilda había sido filmada a la altura del suelo para representar el punto de visto de los niños pero luego descubrí que la dirigió Danny DeVito'

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

turns out a lot of yall are worthless.

[sean @_sn_n]

Trump: I am going to murder puppies!

35% of Americans:

[Kirsti Miller @KirstiMiller30]

jk rowling is one bottle of gin away from saying that only white people can be women

[H.N.S★ @notanartistbro]

Marvel heroes when New York is in danger but its not their movie…

[Big Baller Brandon @BrandonBeck4]

Game 31 - “I have seen God, she walks among us”

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

You can’t afford a house because houses stopped being homes and became investment vehicles for people who already have homes.

[Heidi 🏖 🐬💙🍹🌊 @Brodiesmom68]

Facts….

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

Broad daylight destroying a flock camera in San Francisco 👀 🤣