Trevor the Goat

I'm a goat innit. I often stalk horses and try to sell sausages to punters at racecourses. - AVFC - /180/ - /147/ -

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@Howlingmutant0 Batmobile gets jacked and crashes into a school bus 2 hours later

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@Ye_Olde_Holborn Gone to stock up on bodybags

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@CombatDevolved You need to superbounce onto the tower to find it bro

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@thesundaysport I imagine a sex arse will be gently laid on the casket, rather than the traditional bouquet of flowers

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@ShinRegis117 Wheelchair run on The Maw

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@uncle_june 🎶 Up in da club 🎶

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@unclephillyL

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@thesundaysport Your johnson would be Thor in the morning

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@MarcherReborn I forgot about that dribbling spastic

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@Howlingmutant0 @HotelLiquid Im just projecting tbh

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@Howlingmutant0 @HotelLiquid 🚨Broke Manlet Alert 🚨

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@ShinRegis117 Were it so easy

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@Ye_Olde_Holborn Forget spot price, we’re all in on Spud price now

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@halo2facts Gauss cannon spam in the cave on Coagulation.

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@maxrushden @BakersTweet Kinder eegs are banned in America due to health and safety concerns, so they might struggle with the draw #wokenonsense

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@Howlingmutant0 @malbwgaf @Cuhsandra Imagine going back to the shire and slamming that hobussy

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@MarcherReborn Hung like a goat about to be halal-ified

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@thesundaysport Can you add anything food related that becomes popular being referred to as “Viral” to that list please? I cant help but think i’ll get a nasty rash if I have a viral 3 ingredient trifle.

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@thesundaysport Did you call him a wrist wanker, as per your civic duties?

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@OrtonIsWatching @Jamesy_boy @MarcherReborn The debt gets bigger when I pull on it