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[jafari parker @GOATucan]

who up gherkin they cornichon ?

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

@UberEats your business is a travesty

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

@UberEats your service is utterly appalling. Scammers

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

rip lizzie

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

@dgozacan34 a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

Man Utd might not thank me, but get the contract out put it on the table & let him sign it, let him right whatever numbers he wants, let him sign the contract. Carrick’s at the wheel man! #VILMUN @ChampionsLeague

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

I like people. Just not most people and certainly not the general public

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

@dgozacan34 fakeCock

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

@dgozacan34 I hate you high key king

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

Rob Lord⭐️ put them hands on dude at Sharks 😂

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

at a grocery store in Denver and the only condoms they have locked up are magnums. One of the most hilarious forms of racism I’ve ever encountered

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Certified lover boy

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

Arsenal

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Which team should trade for Ben Simmons?

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

only mummy can do that for me bc im her special widdle man

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

you’ll never catch me cutting my sandwiches into quarters, im far too virile and manly

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

@dgozacan34 tweet

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

@dgozacan34

[jafari parker @GOATucan]

@dgozacan34 always there fo me like a lil demented gnome